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Stormy

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  1. Sad, but true
  2. sorry to hear that Henry
  3. While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses. All the way back, the husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up for a single minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her: While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card. This coming week is National Senior Mental Health Week. You can do YOUR part by remembering to contact at least one unstable Senior to show you care.. I have now done MY part.
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    User Roles / Status

    I don't even understand what you're looking for, rusty, sorry.
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    A frog in a bank

    ROFL
  6. A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from San Francisco and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , TX . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense. The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.' 'What for?' says the lawyer... The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.' Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.' 'You still didn't come to a complete stop,' Says the deputy. 'License and registration, please.' The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?' 'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats.. Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket... If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.' 'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says. At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the **** out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to slow down, or stop?'
  7. What OS is this post referring to?
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    HOSPITAL BILL

    ROFL
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    Court Reporting

    Attorneys seem to spend a lot of time trying to prove how many big words they know.
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    Punography

    LOL
  11. A few pics I took Saturday at the Balloon Bash
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    Golf lesson

    he's right, ya know
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    City Workers

    Reminds me of some of our city workers
  14. LOL
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    Blond Job

    ROFL
  16. This is the Moon in close conjunction with Mars. Image 1 was taken at 04:30 this morning from our front yard. Image 2 was taken at 06:18 AM from the Alpine Airport, we were out there for the Labor Day Balloon Bash, I'll have pics of that up later.
  17. Here's what I've been messing with this week, our old wooden above ground veggie bed collapsed awhile back, so I decided to sift the rocks out of the dirt and use the rocks in the driveway. I've got close to half the rocks out so far, 3 wheel barrow loads. The sifter is made from 1/4 inch Hardware Cloth on a 2x4 frame
  18. I like how he commented it, very useful for someone trying to learn how to script.
  19. well said.
  20. Good ones, Henry
  21. Probably NBC, that's what it is here
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    BOB & THE BLONDE

    I don't blame her, why would anyone do that twice in one day? It's gotta hurt.
  23. Yeah, we had T-storms yesterday afternoon and last night, more forecast for today and tomorrow, bad weather always makes for interesting photo ops.
  24. Some sunrise pics from our front yard. 08/23/2013
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