Stormy

Happy Birthday Zimri

A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven. St. Peter tells them that he'll do his best to work on it for them. Three months pass by and the couple hear nothing. They bump into St. Peter and ask him about the marriage. He says, "I'm still working on it." Two years pass by and no marriage. St. Peter again assures them that he's working on it. Finally after twenty long years, St. Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple it's time for their wedding. The couple marry and live happily for a while. But after a few months the couple go and find St. Peter and tell him things are not working out, and that they want to get a divorce. "Can you arrange it for us?" they ask. St. Peter replies, "Are you kidding?! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?"

LOL, me too, Happy Belated Birthday endaeias!!

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Now that there's funny, I don't keer who ya are.

Happy Birthday Patsy!!! I hope you enjoyed it very much.

LOL

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

Happy ANZAC Day Australia and New Zealand.

Never try to get the best of a Rancher.

ROFL. Seriously, unhook my suspenders.

just . . WOW

LOL, both our cats like to lay in flower pots.

LOL, smart cat.

Orangutangs, Waleed http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=orangatang&qpvt=orangatang&FORM=IGRE

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom , how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?" The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

Seriously, LOL

ROFL Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're Stupid!!!!

Here's a good place for mibbit users to help figure things out. http://wiki.mibbit.com/index.php/Main_Page

The enclosed image is my preferences page, Chat input section in mibbit, it shows how I added popups and where to find them. If you have any questions, ask me in #koachsworkshop or #helpdesk on the chat server. First, you have to have an account with Mibbit in order to save Preferences. Once you have an account, then go to Mibbit Home Page, log in, then go to irc.koach.com:6667 login there with your nick and password for koach.com, click on Prefs on the upper right corner of the webpage, then go to each tab in turn, Chat Input is where popups are stored. Chat Output is where you set you base font, colors, size etc.

Lookin' for love in all the wrong places?

If that's a little bit, I'd hate to see a lot.

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What's the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that's red and has thorns.' 'Do you mean a rose?' 'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

LOL, find that woman a job!!