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Stormy

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  1. If that's a little bit, I'd hate to see a lot.
  2. An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What's the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that's red and has thorns.' 'Do you mean a rose?' 'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
  3. LOL, find that woman a job!!
  4. Stormy

    Where's my toast?

    What joke?
  5. Looks good Henry
  6. Stormy

    Where's my toast?

    A Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember .. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks. 'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?' 'Sure.' 'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks. 'No, I can remember it.' 'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?' He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.' 'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks. Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!' Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment. 'Where's my toast?'
  7. Stormy

    Going To The Office

    I know just how the guy feels
  8. Happy Birthday Casa
  9. Eat your greens sweetie!!!!
  10. Stormy

    The Crowded Store

    ROFL
  11. That must have been a Texas Deputy.
  12. Stormy

    The new deputy

    LOL, that actually sounds like Andy and Gomer.
  13. Stormy

    Gift For A Birthday

    I think I'd go to jail for mayhem on a florist.
  14. ROFL
  15. ROFL
  16. wierd stuff Henry
  17. Happy Easter folks.
  18. Stormy

    Cremate Me

    Unfortunately, it's not only funny, but pretty much on point
  19. Stormy

    Your Car

    oh, that does look like fun, thanks for sharing
  20. Happy Birthday Jason, cya tomorrow night
  21. Stormy

    HACK GOLFER

    LOL
  22. A Blonde Pro?
  23. Happy Birthday Lucy
  24. Happy Birthday Rudy
  25. Stormy

    Beautiful?

    well, yeah, he may never wake up now.
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