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Stormy

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  1. Stormy

    A Cat In Heaven

    LOL, smart cat.
  2. Orangutangs, Waleed http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=orangatang&qpvt=orangatang&FORM=IGRE
  3. A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom , how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?" The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
  4. Seriously, LOL
  5. Stormy

    Can you believe this?

    ROFL Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're Stupid!!!!
  6. Here's a good place for mibbit users to help figure things out. http://wiki.mibbit.com/index.php/Main_Page
  7. The enclosed image is my preferences page, Chat input section in mibbit, it shows how I added popups and where to find them. If you have any questions, ask me in #koachsworkshop or #helpdesk on the chat server. First, you have to have an account with Mibbit in order to save Preferences. Once you have an account, then go to Mibbit Home Page, log in, then go to irc.koach.com:6667 login there with your nick and password for koach.com, click on Prefs on the upper right corner of the webpage, then go to each tab in turn, Chat Input is where popups are stored. Chat Output is where you set you base font, colors, size etc.
  8. Lookin' for love in all the wrong places?
  9. If that's a little bit, I'd hate to see a lot.
  10. An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What's the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that's red and has thorns.' 'Do you mean a rose?' 'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
  11. LOL, find that woman a job!!
  12. Stormy

    Where's my toast?

    What joke?
  13. Looks good Henry
  14. Stormy

    Where's my toast?

    A Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember .. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks. 'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?' 'Sure.' 'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks. 'No, I can remember it.' 'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?' He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.' 'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks. Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!' Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment. 'Where's my toast?'
  15. Stormy

    Going To The Office

    I know just how the guy feels
  16. Happy Birthday Casa
  17. Eat your greens sweetie!!!!
  18. Stormy

    The Crowded Store

    ROFL
  19. That must have been a Texas Deputy.
  20. Stormy

    The new deputy

    LOL, that actually sounds like Andy and Gomer.
  21. Stormy

    Gift For A Birthday

    I think I'd go to jail for mayhem on a florist.
  22. ROFL
  23. ROFL
  24. wierd stuff Henry
  25. Happy Easter folks.
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