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Stormy

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  1. Hey, glad to see you Music Box lady
  2. I'm sorry for your loss, Henry.
  3. LOL
  4. Yes it was, we ended up staying up all night LOL, I still haven't been to bed
  5. I got a few pics of the Total Lunar Eclipse that we watched from here at 0400 til about 0530, I had my camera set for burst shot and was too tired to go through and sort them (eliminate duplicates, etc) so I just posted all 88 of them. We watched from before it started right through to the total eclipse, it was really worth watching, for me anyway. http://public.fotki.com/NormWilson/10-08-2014-total/
  6. I agree, very interesting lady.
  7. A woman goes to the doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me." The doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?" The doctor says: "Well actually, the water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."
  8. They got some nice looking cuts of meat, thanks for sharing these Dodge.
  9. Happy Birthday Patrick.
  10. A husband takes his wife to her high school reunion. After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance. There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works. Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!"
  11. Testing
  12. pass
  13. Stormy

    New Yawkuh

    A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die." The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down. The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out. The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over --the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you doing???" The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, shmuck!"
  14. Yes Dodge, thanks for sharing that with us.
  15. LOL
  16. Stormy

    Two men

    Agreed, the Macarena was designed by the Devil. And unfortunately, was highly addicting.
  17. I figured since I was late anyway, I might as well steal a graphic from Dash. Happy Birthday, Nan.
  18. Stormy

    Two men

    LOL
  19. not laughing . . . absolutely NOT laughing
  20. Sorry for your loss, Dawn. That being said, it will be nice to see you back, we have missed you
  21. The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner Here's a little fact for automotive buffs, or just to dazzle your friends. The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946 , the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter. Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car. They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 degrees, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off immediately. The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office, where he offered them $3 million for the patent. The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but they wanted the recognition by having a label, 'The Goldberg Air-Conditioner,' on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed. Now old man Ford was more than just a little anti-Jewish, and there was no way he was going to put the Goldberg's name on two million Fords. They haggled back and forth for about two hours and finally agreed on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown. And so to this day, all Ford air conditioners show -- Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max -- on the controls.
  22. Thanks, Tony
  23. LOL
  24. Stormy

    Two bats

    Musta been an Old Bat
  25. and the moral of this story? Don't get mad . . . Get Even!!!
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