Stormy

Nice pics Dodge

I couldn't help but think how many of us aren't really having bad luck.

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes!" So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat." The third patron, to come into the restaurant, was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly. As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord. Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord. Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me....... I'm on disability."

No, this is not a tattoo, it's called a Lichtenberg figure - the branching pattern made by electricity as seen on the arm of Winston Kemp who was struck by lightning.

LOL, I like the last rule best

Good point, Nan

ROFL https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10202763511232620

Happy Birthday Alicia

OI, who's that good lookin dude in the suit man?

Nice pics man, I'm ready for more

ROFL

Probably

Testing with chrome

Did the trouble start yet?

ROFL

Did you do that? It looks like a great tool and one I would seriously consider if I had any academic papers I needed to publish. STORMY: Thanks.

Bears a strong resemblance to our Illustrious Leader.

What people?

ROFL

That's pretty cool.

Happy Birthday Space, we haven't seen you in awhile.

Not a bad parting shot (last one)

Happy Birthday, Jeremy

LOL

YUUUK