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Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: About $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 . . . correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No Man: Where's your Ferrari?

Well, probably andthat's a huge problem in getting effective office holders now, there are more people voting for a living than there are who work for a living.

In a bid to stem taxpayer losses for bad loans guaranteed by federal housing agencies Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac, Senator Bob Corker (R-Tenn.) proposed that borrowers be required to make a 5% down payment in order to qualify for a loan. His proposal was rejected 57-42 on a straight party-line vote because, as Senator Chris Dodd (D-Conn) explained, "Passage of such a requirement would restrict home ownership to only those who can afford it." I can't add anything to this - - - - I just can't

Happy Birthday eXo

Absolutely correct, Nan.

Happy Birthday Crysta

In Louisiana , this fella, Boudreau had a bad vehicle accident, caused by a truck. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Boudreau: "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine" ? the lawyer asked." Boudreau responded, "Let me tole you what happen... Me, I had jus loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da...." I didn't ask for any details, the lawyer interrupted. Just answer the question ! Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine"? Boudreau said, " I had just got Bessie into da trailer and I was driving down da road . . ." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to answer the question." By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Boudreau's answer and said to the lawyer, " I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie." Boudreau thanked the Judge and proceeded, "I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and was driving her down da highway when dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck right in da side. Me, I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into da udder. . . Me, I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move at tall. But, I could herd ole Bessie moanin' and groanin'. Me, I knew she was in some kind o' terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after da accident, a Highway Patrolman, he came on da scene. He herd Bessie moanin' and groanin' so, him, he went over ta her. After he took hisself a look at her, he took out his gun and shot her between da eyes. Den da Patrolman came cross da road, gun in hand, and looked at me, and said 'How are you feeling?' " "Now what da hell would you say? "

Happy Birthday and Happy Valentine's Day, Sweetheart, I love you

That's a cake? Looks loike the whole freaking candy store!! Happy Birthday Abi.

Well, it's at least strange, I'll give them that.

"RETARDED" GRANDPARENTS Written by a third grader , on what his grandparents do. After Christmas , a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house , but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box that has wheels, but its strapped to the ground. They ride around on their bicycles , and wear name tags , because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there , but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all just jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night - early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and , says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.

ROFL

Those falls look powerful.

Gun Control. It has already started at ****'s Sporting Goods. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of a new rifle and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking, security, and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader. I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer! I STILL DON'T THINK I LOOKED THAT BAD NAKED.

Try splitting them up into several playlists, one playlist should be able to handle 1,000 songs, admittedly, I'm not an expert, just that's what I'd think.

Red sky at night, sailors delight and that is absolutely a red sky.

good job, Dash

I agree, it should not have been a problem, but as with many things, it became a problem due to over use. I, personally see no point in announcing what I'm listening to with an auto announcer. Possibly as Tw|tch said, say something like "I've got Twiddle Dee singing Moonlight over Mogadishu, has anyone else heard that? If so, what did you think?" But just to announce a song that no one else can hear is rather narcissistic. This has been my personal opinion and in no way expresses the opinion of Koach.com and is not to be mistaken for an official opinion. They could all be turned off tomorrow and I'd be happy, if they're all being played tomorrow, I'll find a way to prevent it giving me indigestion, I'm sure.

Thanks Dash, we have that on the calendar now

Blondie and I spent a weekend in the Chisos Basin in Big Bend Park several years ago, we got up early to visit some hiking trails, as we left the basin driving through Green Gulch, I caught this pic of the sun just coming over the ridgeline, I have no idea what cause the shafts of light to show up this way, but I've always enjoyed this image.

Amazingly enough, he wasn't injured badly, just knocked unconscious for a short time and awoke to find that on his arm. Lucky guy.

ROFL

Unfortunately, there is one place that doesn't allow Dodge inside, 6th pic from the top

Nice pics Dodge

I couldn't help but think how many of us aren't really having bad luck.