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Stormy

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  1. Stormy

    A Fisherman's Tale

    ROFL
  2. Stormy

    Feel Better

    Sorry Nan, do I know you?
  3. Stormy

    Factory Workers

    LOL, spot on Henry
  4. Stormy

    A Really Bad Day

    oopsies
  5. Stormy

    Billing

    Ask and ye shall receive!
  6. Stormy

    Electric Train

    That's Blondie in the kitchen
  7. My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back. She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the clerks at McDonald's or the managers either, as far as that goes.
  8. Geez LOL
  9. Wow, cute pups, as usual
  10. Geez, she's sll grown up now, what a cute kid, thanks for sharing Antony
  11. Stormy

    Big Ben

    LOL
  12. Stormy

    Annual Physical

    lol
  13. Stormy

    Only three doors

    LOL, typical blonde
  14. Stormy

    Generous lawyer

    LOL
  15. Happy Birthday Crysta, from Blondie too
  16. Stormy

    Redneck Farm Kid

    From: Redneck farm kid in the Marine Corps Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on 'route marches,' which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A 'route march' is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none. This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why.. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. Al l you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges They come in boxes. Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. I only beat him once... He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6' and 130 pounds and he's 6'8' and near 300 pounds dry. Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in. Your loving daughter , Alice
  17. Stormy

    The Monastery

    HAH
  18. Stormy

    The governor

    Gadzooks
  19. Stormy

    College

    Well? Did they give him another chance or not?
  20. Yes, she looks very happy
  21. Stormy

    The Anniversary

    Among Other Thoughts on Our Wedding Anniversary By: Judith Viorst Over the years, When the sink overflowed Or the car ran out of gas Or the lady who comes every Tuesday to clean didn't come Or I felt pudgy Or misunderstood Or inferior to Marily Kaufman who is not only a pediatric surgeon but also a very fine person as well as beautiful Or I fell in the creek and got soaked on our first family camping trip Or mosquitoes ate me alive on our first family camping trip Or I bruised my entire left side on our first camping trip Or I walked through a patch of what later turned out to be plenty of poison ivy on what later turned out to be our last family camping trip Or my sweater shrank in the wash Or I stepped on my glasses Or the keys that I swear on my children's head I put on the top of the dresser weren't there Or I felt depressed Or unfulfilled Or inferior to Ellen Jane Garver who not only teaches constitutional law but is also a wit plus sexually insatiable Or they lost our luggage Or our reservations Or two of the engines Or the rinse that was going to give my hair some subtle copper highlights turned it purple Or my mother-in-law got insulted at something I said Or my stomach got upset at something I ate Or I backed into a truck that I swear when I looked in my rear-view mirror wasn't parked there Or I suffered from some other blow of fate, It's always been so nice to have my husband by my side so I could Blame him.
  22. Nice pics, Dodge, last two are really nice.
  23. Stormy

    Blizzard Nemo

    Post a link to your pics here Zimri
  24. The difference in the before and after is amazing engines, good job.
  25. Yeah, see the cat on the back?
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