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Stormy

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  1. Stormy

    Where's my toast?

    A Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember .. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks. 'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?' 'Sure.' 'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks. 'No, I can remember it.' 'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?' He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.' 'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks. Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!' Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment. 'Where's my toast?'
  2. Stormy

    Going To The Office

    I know just how the guy feels
  3. Eat your greens sweetie!!!!
  4. That must have been a Texas Deputy.
  5. Stormy

    The new deputy

    LOL, that actually sounds like Andy and Gomer.
  6. Stormy

    Gift For A Birthday

    I think I'd go to jail for mayhem on a florist.
  7. Stormy

    Cremate Me

    Unfortunately, it's not only funny, but pretty much on point
  8. Stormy

    Your Car

    oh, that does look like fun, thanks for sharing
  9. Happy Birthday Jason, cya tomorrow night
  10. Stormy

    Beautiful?

    well, yeah, he may never wake up now.
  11. Stormy

    Bad Attitude

    This was forwarded to me
  12. Stormy

    Generous lawyer

    Sounds like a Lawyer.
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