Stormy

LOL

ROFL

I resemble that remark

Happy Birthday Catgirl

LOL

LOL

I resemble that remark!!

ROFL

Very pretty Troy, thanks for sharing

I resemble that remark

Happy Mother's Day, if you qualify.

Happy Birthday Zimri

A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven. St. Peter tells them that he'll do his best to work on it for them. Three months pass by and the couple hear nothing. They bump into St. Peter and ask him about the marriage. He says, "I'm still working on it." Two years pass by and no marriage. St. Peter again assures them that he's working on it. Finally after twenty long years, St. Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple it's time for their wedding. The couple marry and live happily for a while. But after a few months the couple go and find St. Peter and tell him things are not working out, and that they want to get a divorce. "Can you arrange it for us?" they ask. St. Peter replies, "Are you kidding?! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?"

LOL, me too, Happy Belated Birthday endaeias!!

oof

Now that there's funny, I don't keer who ya are.

Happy Birthday Patsy!!! I hope you enjoyed it very much.

LOL

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

Happy ANZAC Day Australia and New Zealand.

Never try to get the best of a Rancher.

ROFL. Seriously, unhook my suspenders.

just . . WOW

LOL, both our cats like to lay in flower pots.