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Stormy

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  1. Good ones, Henry
  2. Probably NBC, that's what it is here
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    BOB & THE BLONDE

    I don't blame her, why would anyone do that twice in one day? It's gotta hurt.
  4. Yeah, we had T-storms yesterday afternoon and last night, more forecast for today and tomorrow, bad weather always makes for interesting photo ops.
  5. Some sunrise pics from our front yard. 08/23/2013
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    Wedding

    LOL
  7. No idea, I use DISH for my TV, but if I couldn't get my football games, I'd find another provider.
  8. Thanks for sharing
  9. Hi crazypurplehorse, nice to see you here, you can also chat with us at http://www.koach.com/chatlogin.php?client=web in #koachsworkshop
  10. nice, thanks for sharing
  11. ROFL
  12. Sounds good Henry, we'll have to try that
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    Spaghetti

    Those was some aspicy meatballa, eh?
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    Forget

    and don't forget the Jelly on the toast.
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    A retired man

    LOL, now that's teenagers for you. They'll do anything for fun, make it a job and things change quickly.
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    Babies

    ROFL
  17. Ole was turning 78 and was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. The doctor said, "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds." When Ole returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs.! "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" Ole nodded ... "I'll tell you though, I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dat 3rd day." "From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "Hell no, it wuz from all dat damn skippin!"
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    Syrian hapless

    Paid trip for two?
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    Making Plans

    lol
  20. Very interesting post Henry, thanks for sharing.
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    Pirch

    PIK4 now here just unzip and go from there pik4b+.zip
  22. wut's dat?
  23. Stormy

    Think about it

    1 Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! 2 Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. 4 Drive carefully ... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker. 5 If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. 6 If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 7 It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 8 Never buy a car you can't push. 9 Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. 10 Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 11 Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. 12 The second mouse gets the cheese. 13 When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 14 Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. 16 Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once. 17 We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box. 18 A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. 19 Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY 20 Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate!
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    Four men in a bar

    Four old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents." They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?" There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini. In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred and says, "That's 10 cents each, please." The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying,"That's 40 cents, please." They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet. Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?" "I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix ," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer it's all the same." "Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says. As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there. Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the Bartender, "What's with them?" The bartender says, "They're retired people from Florida . They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price, plus they all have coupons..."
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