Stormy

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?" The string says, "No . . . I'm a frayed knot."

Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'" Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"

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Thanks for checking in Star, sounds like you're working hard but still enjoying it mostly. See ya when ya have time

Very interesting, thatnks Henry. I agree with Koach, seems to be a cruel way to do that, but it's a tradition so I really have no clue.

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Probably Dawn's first football game

Way to go Mom

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nice

I may have said this before, but you're wierd

YAY PIZZA, PIZZA

LOL, must have been a blonde guy.

LOL, almost Koach, 68 actually Thanks

Good one Dawn

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Very nice, thanks for sharing, that will give me something to think about as I sleep tonight

Happy Birthday, grip

Happy Birthday Morph3us

You make a good point Henry

Thanks for sharing those Nan

Better than a Flu Shot! Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea ... as he sat facing her old Hammond organ,the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl Sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things,a condom! When she returned with tea and scones,they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.