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"RETARDED" GRANDPARENTS Written by a third grader , on what his grandparents do. After Christmas , a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house , but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box that has wheels, but it's strapped to the ground. They ride around on their bicycles , and wear name tags , because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there , but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all just jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night - early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and , says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Liz, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "a--hole". He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Liz called him a "s--- head". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.Then he started writing more tickets.This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012" stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

Thanks Dan

Good one Koach

Excellent pic and very interesting information. Did you take that from your roof?

Great post wl3a, I don't know why I've missed it this long, some really good points you make there. Good luck in your life, career and family

Happy Birthday KG

I can't say that I haven't felt that way about a few bosses I've had over the years.

ROFL at both

LOL

LOL, no good deed goes unpunished.

Very nice pics, looks like you two had a good time, thanks for sharing.

LOL good point

LOL I notice that you didn't say no

LOL, that's one mean looking cat Casa

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Now that's a great idea Henry

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Great5 idea, but that link didn't show a picture, but did find one here: http://www.beyondtheperf.com/stamp-releases/o-henry

can anyone say öopsies

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LOL< good one henry

LOL good one boss.