Stormy

Tell them they ain't old enough to understand.

lol

At least she missed the bikes, I have no idea how

To my darling husband... Before you return home from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the Ford F-150 when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much. I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the Ford F-150 fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari. I missed our bikes. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XX P.S: Your girlfriend phoned.

Well, I'm not a Mother, although I've bee called one more than once, actually I was called a two word name that began with Mother, second word began with a "F" Anyway, thanks for starting this. And Happy Mom's day to all you Mothers

I need to think up a new Poll question Any ideas out there in la-la land?

Can I have a red one? PLEASE!!!!

gobble gobble

Going to try gizmo one more time Worked this time

Normal sight here LOL< second one blurred a bit, Trooper moved as I snapped the pic, tried it four times and he always moves.

Good looking cat for sure. Just from her stance in the tree, she won't be easily intimidates.

OK, your copy of questionsc seems to be corrupted, all those questions are in questionsb in my copy and all seem to be correct, here are some examples: I'll email you my copy of questionsc, which also contains those questions, but as far as I can tell the answers are all correct. how many times can a piece of paper be folded*eight how many times did bill clinton say the word 'sorry' when addressing the nation on the monica lewinsky affair*zero how many times is the capacity of a pipe increased if the diameter is doubled*four how many top ten hits did dave clark have in the 60's*eight how many versions of the mona lisa are painted beneath the original*three how many white dots are in a pacman arcade game*two hundred and forty how much did the u.s pay russia for alaska*two cents per acre who did the u.s pay for the purchase of alaska*russia who did russia sell alaska to*u.s.a which country did the u.s buy from russia for two cents per acre*alaska in monopoly how much does whitechapel road cost*sixty dollars in order not to digest itself, how often does the stomach need a new layer of mucous*every two weeks how old was sarah bernhardt when she played the title role in 'romeo and juliet'*seventy how old was charlie brown in 1990*forty how old was john f.kennedy when he became president*forty three how old was sergei prokofiev when he wrote the opera 'the giant'*seven how old was the girl in the beatles' song 'i saw her standing there'*seventeen how old was shakespeare when he married anne hathaway*eighteen who was shakespeare's wife*anne hathaway who was anne hathaway's husband*william shakespeare how tall was the model ape in the 1933 version of 'king kong'*eighteen inches

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. And you thought blondes were dumb.

LOL good one and quite accurate.

Thanks Casa, I may miss voting this year, for the first time since 1968 (I wasn't 21 until 1965) and coudn't vote, even though I had been in the Military since 1962. Go Figure.

I have found the following wrong answers in my copy of questionsb.txt and have corrected them.

That's great to hear Dawn, keep us posted

ROFL

OK, fixed for #JOP BTW here's another reason I like NoteTab by Fookes:

A middle-aged frumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde. "I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you close the deal for $65,000 for the lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model." "Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman. Just then the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them the keys. "There you go," she said. "I told you I would get the dope to reduce it. See you later, dad." Never mess with the old folks!

I'm very sorry to hear that Dawn. Give him lots of Ice Cream and cookies I'm also happy to hear that Jimmy was concerned enough to take over for a bit.

Thanks koach

Seems it was published in an anthology in 2007 Unique Chicken Goes In Reverse (PDF) (Eclipse Anthology #1, 2007) Nebula Nomination for Best Short Story 2007. http://www.nightshadebooks.com/Downloads/UniqueChicken.pdf

Very interesting article.