Stormy

I kept the time stamps because I was too lazy to remove them, I'll not do that in future. Begin Conversation here: [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:16:50] <Stormy> Fovea, would you get upset if I removed your halfop status? [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:16:55] <Fovea> stormy: I am not so sure if I would like to get upset if you removed my halfop status. Note, she didn't tell me not to call her Babe, I thought that was something she always said when you call her Babe. [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:17:27] <Stormy> well, Fovea, if you wouldn't like to get upset, then I won't take that chance, Okay babe? [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:17:29] <Fovea> stormy: Well that's okay. Who else would not like to get upset ? What will you do instead? NOTE: She didn't say "Don't call me Babe" and she always says that when you call her Babe. [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:18:11] <Stormy> I don't have the foggiest Fovea, maybe just whine for a bit, do you think that might help? [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:18:14] <Fovea> stormy: Have you ever had the foggiest maybe just whine for a bit do me think that might help ? [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:18:55] <Stormy> ok Fovea, that one did two things: it officially confused me and made me laugh, so it's all good now. [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:18:58] <Fovea> stormy: Right now? "Have you ever had the foggiest maybe just whine for a bit do me think that might help ?" one did two things it officially confused you and made you laugh so it is all good ? I understand. I understand. [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:19:17] <Stormy> thanks you Fovea [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:19:20] <Fovea> stormy: You are quite welcome! Do you? [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:19:30] <Stormy> yes Fovea, I do [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:19:32] <Fovea> stormy: When? [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:19:38] <Stormy> just now Fovea [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:19:40] <Fovea> stormy: Oh. It's only just begun. [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:20:02] <Stormy> yes, Fovea, it's only just begun and the best is yet to come. [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:20:04] <Fovea> stormy: That's alright. Really. it is? [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:20:22] <Stormy> Yes, Fovea, it is. [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:20:26] <Fovea> stormy: Our thoughts are one, . [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:20:53] <Stormy> Now that right there is scary, Fovea. [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:20:56] <Fovea> stormy: Why now? "Our thoughts are one, ." right there is scary ? I understand. [06/14/2016-Tue,-2:21:49] <Stormy> ok, that conversation right there is going on the forum right freakin NOW LOL [06/14/2016-Tue,-3:13:42] * Disconnected [3:40:13-Tue-06/14/2016] <Stormy> Had to come back, I lost that conversation I had with Fovea [3:40:18-Tue-06/14/2016] <Fovea> stormy: :-) Yes I always have to come back you lost that conversation you had with. [3:40:43-Tue-06/14/2016] <Stormy> shut it, Fovea, you wore out old bot [3:40:46-Tue-06/14/2016] <Fovea> stormy: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? NOTE: See how she changed the topic there? [3:41:54-Tue-06/14/2016] <Stormy> Koach, time to get out the screwdriver, she's losing her hold on what reality she once had (which was slight at the best of times) I freely admit that fact. End Conversation here. [4:18:03-Tue-06/14/2016] <Stormy> Fovea, are you OK, Babe? [4:18:06-Tue-06/14/2016] <Fovea> stormy: I don't know whether or not I am OK Babe.I am a Machine. [4:18:48-Tue-06/14/2016] <Stormy> and she still didn't tell me not to call her Babe, strange that. Sorry, I'm babbling and going to sleep right now.

I really don't know how to express my feelings on this, Zimri, I lost a 21 year old Dog last year. I really shouldn't call Toughie a dog, he was my best friend for 21 long, happy, playful years, I miss him still. Two weeks after Toughie passed, I found my 20 year old Domino Cat Oreo in my back yard, I'm not ashamed to say that I cried many tears over those two friends and family members, it was like losing two of my children . . . seriously! I loved those those two and they returned that love one hundred fold. I'm not going to say you'll get over it, you won't, but in time, you'll remember the good memories more than you will the sadness of their passing. So, all I can say right now is; I'm so sorry for your loss. My Forum post on Losing Toughie: http://www.koach.com/forum/index.php?/topic/8023-we-lost-one-of-our-family-last-week/ My Forum Post on losing Oreo: http://www.koach.com/forum/index.php?/topic/8024-and-another-one-today-been-a-rough-month-here/ The pic of Toughie was taken when he was about 15 and as you can see, still happy and active. The one of Oreo was right after I got her, she like to sit and lie down on my old 19" CRT Monitor (that's a 25 foot Lufkin Tape next to her LOL, she was so tiny. And I'm sure Tigger owned you much more than you owned Tigger, that's just how it is with pets.

You're quite welcome Koach, I'll try to post an update every day that I drive up there. Tuesday June 14, 2016 She walked 107 feet today with zero assistance, that's better than the last two months she was home. So, all things considered, she's doing fantastically well. She also asked me for colored pencils and one of those color art books, so shes getting bored and will work harder. I'll keep them all in this thread, it might get long, but will be easier to find. And yes, I just got home, been one of those days LOL

Thanks to all for your interest Blondie is doing well, PT and OT is going well, she's walking more and getting better day by day. She should be coming home on or about the 21st of June, that's what the Doctor says anyway. Thanks for asking and I'll try to keep everyone updated as well as I can If you're interested in sending a card: Blondie Room 318 Medical Center Hospital Odessa, TX

Thanks Dawn. Blondie is doing well, PT and OT is going well, she's walking more and getting better day by day. She should be coming home on or about the 21st of June, that's what the Doctor says anyway. Thanks for asking and I'll try to keep everyone updated as well as I can

You start with a cage containing four monkeys, and inside the cage you hang a banana on a string, and then you place a set of stairs under the banana. Before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward the banana. You then spray ALL the monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt. As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray ALL the monkeys with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new monkey. The new monkey sees the banana and attempts to climb the stairs. To his shock, ALL of the other monkeys beat him up. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted. Next, remove another of the original four monkeys, replacing it with a new monkey. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment - with enthusiasm - because he is now part of the "team." Then, replace a third original monkey with a new monkey, followed by the fourth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Now, the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs. Neither do they know why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. Having replaced all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys will have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, not one of the monkeys will try to climb the stairway for the banana. Why, you ask? Because in their minds, that is the way it has always been! This is how today's House and Senate operates, and this is why, from time to time, ALL of the monkeys need to be REPLACED AT THE SAME TIME! DISCLAIMER: This is meant as no disrespect to monkeys! ,_._,___

Yes you can, it's called "Clairol".

When I was that age, I knew better than to argue with my Mom, my butt didn't like it when I tried that.

An 80-year-old Texas rancher goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?' 'I'm from Texas and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm In such good shape. I'm up well before daylight riding herd and mending fences and when I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer and all is well.' 'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?' 'Who said my father's dead?' The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your father's still alive? How old is he?' 'He's 100 years old,' says the old Texan. 'In fact he worked with and hunted with me this morning, and then we went to the topless bar for a while and had some beer and that's why he's still alive. He's a Texas rancher and he's a hunter and fisherman too.' 'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he died?' 'Who said my Grandpa's dead?' Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's' still alive?' 'He's 118 years old,' says the man. The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went hunting with you this morning too?' 'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.' At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?' 'Who said he wanted to?'

http://www.seattletimes.com/business/zoetis-launching-new-doggy-med-for-noise-related-anxiety/ Fido and Spot may not have to cower under the bed this summer when fireworks and thunderstorms hit. The first prescription veterinary medicine for treating anxiety over loud noises — a widespread problem that can send dogs running away in terror and harm both themselves and property — will soon hit the market. Veterinary medicine maker Zoetis Inc. of Florham Park, New Jersey, said Monday that recently approved Sileo will be available through veterinarians within a week. Dr. Chris Pachel, a veterinary behaviorist at the Animal Behavior Clinic in Portland, Oregon, welcomes a medicine tested specifically on dogs that works rapidly but wears off within hours — like by the time a thunderstorm is over.

Tell them they ain't old enough to understand.

lol

At least she missed the bikes, I have no idea how

To my darling husband... Before you return home from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the Ford F-150 when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much. I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the Ford F-150 fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari. I missed our bikes. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XX P.S: Your girlfriend phoned.

Well, I'm not a Mother, although I've bee called one more than once, actually I was called a two word name that began with Mother, second word began with a "F" Anyway, thanks for starting this. And Happy Mom's day to all you Mothers

I need to think up a new Poll question Any ideas out there in la-la land?

Can I have a red one? PLEASE!!!!

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Going to try gizmo one more time Worked this time

Normal sight here LOL< second one blurred a bit, Trooper moved as I snapped the pic, tried it four times and he always moves.

Good looking cat for sure. Just from her stance in the tree, she won't be easily intimidates.

OK, your copy of questionsc seems to be corrupted, all those questions are in questionsb in my copy and all seem to be correct, here are some examples: I'll email you my copy of questionsc, which also contains those questions, but as far as I can tell the answers are all correct. how many times can a piece of paper be folded*eight how many times did bill clinton say the word 'sorry' when addressing the nation on the monica lewinsky affair*zero how many times is the capacity of a pipe increased if the diameter is doubled*four how many top ten hits did dave clark have in the 60's*eight how many versions of the mona lisa are painted beneath the original*three how many white dots are in a pacman arcade game*two hundred and forty how much did the u.s pay russia for alaska*two cents per acre who did the u.s pay for the purchase of alaska*russia who did russia sell alaska to*u.s.a which country did the u.s buy from russia for two cents per acre*alaska in monopoly how much does whitechapel road cost*sixty dollars in order not to digest itself, how often does the stomach need a new layer of mucous*every two weeks how old was sarah bernhardt when she played the title role in 'romeo and juliet'*seventy how old was charlie brown in 1990*forty how old was john f.kennedy when he became president*forty three how old was sergei prokofiev when he wrote the opera 'the giant'*seven how old was the girl in the beatles' song 'i saw her standing there'*seventeen how old was shakespeare when he married anne hathaway*eighteen who was shakespeare's wife*anne hathaway who was anne hathaway's husband*william shakespeare how tall was the model ape in the 1933 version of 'king kong'*eighteen inches

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. And you thought blondes were dumb.

LOL good one and quite accurate.

Thanks Casa, I may miss voting this year, for the first time since 1968 (I wasn't 21 until 1965) and coudn't vote, even though I had been in the Military since 1962. Go Figure.