Koach

LOL, good one

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment he lived in with his wife was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love. So, he asked the wife to move out and told her he would buy her another place. His wife agreed to this, but asked that she be given 3 days alone in the apartment to pack her things. On the first day, she lovingly put her personal belongings into boxes, crates, and suitcases. On the second day she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day she sat down for the last time at their candlelit dining table, played soft music in the background, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of the resulting shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. The husband came back with his new girl and all was bliss for the first few days. Then it started. Slowly but surely a terrible odor began filling every room. Clueless, the man could not explain why the place smelled so bad but the new couple tried everything to get rid of it. They cleaned and mopped and aired the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned, air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in and the carpets were replaced. But, no matter what they tried, the odor remained. Finally, they could take it no more and decided to move. The moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking everything to their new home...including the curtain rods.

Good story

This is a post card from 1911 showing Glenn Curtis preparing his airplane for flight. The reason it's interesting to me is because it was sent from my Great grandmother to my grandfather when he was 12. Although the stamp is not worth much, the postmark is pretty interesting.

/me goes to apply for food stamps

lol, I think I'll starting calling myself crazy man too

I am starting to think Casa spends way too much time dreaming about pizza

lol, I've seen "everything" pizzas before, but never like that one.

lol, I remember that too. Also, off topic, can you believe MSN used tht awful Orange color?

Happy Birthday Stormy! What are you, 70 now?

Two guys met in the middle of the desert. One was carrying a car door, the other an umbrella. The one with the car door said to the guy with the umbrella, "Why are you carrying that umbrella around, it isn't going to rain in the desert?" To which the guy with the umbrella replies, "Yeah”, but it keeps me out of the sun! By the way, why are you carrying around that car door, you don’t even have a car to go with it” The guy with the car door says, "yeah, well at least if I get too hot from the sun I can just roll down the window!"

lol, that picture is a riot.

lol that's funny. I'll pass it around to some of my friends.

It almost looks as though it was on some other planet. Very strange and beautiful.

That is very eery.

That's interesting. I've seen photos similar to yours, but never knew how they were done.

Happy Birthday, grip!

lol that's very good

That's really good, Republic. Thanks for sharing it with us, I know that sharing something you have written takes a lot of courage I hope you'll join us for our readers discussions. I know you'll be a great addition to our group. Koach

They are very talented artists. Thanks Dodge

They are great Nan. Thanks for sharing them. I'll show them to kylee too

LOL

LOL, i think i've met that person.

lol, is that actually a real story?

That all looks really good, except the part about hazelnuts. I don't think I can eat them.