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Koach

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  1. really nice pictures. I'll try to get one from my parents back deck tonight.
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    Religious Horse

    Mr. Marlow was strolling through the country when he saw a stable with the most beautiful horse he ever laid eyes on. It was seventeen hands high and white, with rippling muscles and a fine, flowing mane. Mr. Marlow struck a deal to buy it from the owner who did, however, pass on one key piece of information. "We are a religious family, Mr.Marlow, and we've instilled those values in our horse. To get him to gallop you must say 'Thanks God' to get him to stop you must say 'Our Father Who Art in Heaven," Settling into the saddle, Marlow said " Thanks God," and the animal took off. They rode for miles; suddenly they were coming up to a cliff. Unfortunately, Marlow couldn't remember the phrase to make the animal stop and tried every Biblical passage he could think of until, just a few feet from the edge of the cliff, he shouted, " Our Father Who Art in Heaven! The animal stopped instantly. Shaking and perspiring, Marlow reached into his pocket and pulled out a handkerchief. "Thanks God," he said as he mopped his brow...
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    Statues tournament

    lol, i didn't expect that punchline
  4. Wow engines, that sunset is really unusual. Was there a storm moving in?
  5. Nice photo Dodge. We should have a Most Beautiful Sunset contest. But, how could we tell who copied and pasted from some professional photographer website?
  6. A beautiful sunset tonight at my grandson's football practice
  7. That sounds like it would have a really interesting taste. I'll definately put this on my cooking to-do list. Thanks Casa
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    Dog or cat

    lol good one, Henry
  9. Thanks Nan, I'll tell him you said that lol
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    a monk

    lol, that's very funny. Thanks Henry
  11. Poor Whitey. He is grayer than I am lol
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    essay exam

    LOL that's very funny
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    Baby monkey

    LOL, good one
  14. I had never heard of that before. Thanks for sharing it Henry.
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    Mice

    A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse says, "BARK!" and the cat runs away. "See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"
  16. What did they say on Friday, Stormy?
  17. I'd certainly attend as well. I wonder if the Recipezaar people would be interested as well?
  18. What makes him so tame. Was he someone's pet?
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    Bungee Cords

    I've seen documentaries of that ceremony. It IS very terrifying. How in the world they ever came up with the idea in the first place is beyond me.
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    Bungee Cords

    The two inventors of the bungee rope went to Spain to test their invention. They built a 50-foot tower and, once completed, one of the guys stood on the edge of the platform and dove into the air with the rope tied to his feet. The other guy, standing up on the platform, waited until his friend returned up so that he could grab him. The first time his friend sprung up, he tried to grab him but missed and noticed that his head was swollen. The next time, he missed again and again there was a bruise on his head and face. The third time, with much concern, he dove forward to get his partner, pulled him in and asked, "What happened? Is the cord too long?" His partner replied, with his face all bloody, "What is piƱata?"
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