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Three visitors to London climb up the tower that houses Big Ben and decide to have a contest. They're going to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch the watches before they hit the ground. The first tourist throws his watch, takes three steps and hears his watch crash. The second throws his watch and takes only two steps when he hears his watch shatter. The third tosses his watch off the tower, jogs down the stairs, goes to a candy store, buys a snack, walks back to Big Ben and catches his watch. "How did you do that?" asks one of his friends. "My watch is 30 minutes slow."

Hey Antony, It's great to see you again. Ella is a real cutie, and I bet you'll treasure the picture of her, you, and fluffy, forever

LOL funny, I seem to have the same experience at the Dr.

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LOL very funny

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Happy Birthday Code

Happy birthday, Crysta! Hope all is going well with you and your family

lol very funny

Hmm, i probably have the oldPIK files, but I don't think the installer would work any more (although at the moment, i can't remember why). i'll look around for it.

lol, that's because of the selective hearing most men have

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lol good one, TV. Glad to see you have internet again too

lol very funny maintenance logs

There is a college whose entire student body is composed of the sons and daughters of the very rich. The students could not possibly meet the academic requirements of any other college. Lo and behold, the college basketball team wins every game and dominates their league. All this success is due to one amazing player - a cross between Larry Bird and Michael Jordan. This kid is terrific, and the player and the team become the center of nationwide media attention. Of course, the student body is thrilled. But, one day the NCAA goes to the college and asks for proof of this player's academic eligibility. The college administration promises such documentation in a few days. The faculty then works night and day coaching the student for the crucial test. The day of the public examination arrives, and the entire student body is there to support their star player. A professor stands, and announces the first question, "How much is five plus two?" The student frowns in deep concentration - he thinks, he sweats, he shakes with effort. At last he shouts the answer, "SEVEN". The entire student body rises, and as a single voice, they cry. "Give him another chance. Give him another chance".

A lawyer phoned the governor’s mansion shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the governor, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed the lawyer. After some cajoling, the governor’s assistant agreed to wake him up. “So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?” grumbled the governor. “Judge Pierson just died, and I want to take his place,” beg the attorney. “Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the mortuary,” replied the governor.

She sure is a beautiful dog

Happy Birthday Blondie! Hope you have a great day

For people looking for a copy of the old chat client Pirch, here ya go pirch98s.zip

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lol, the pictures posted here are all a riot.

Great pictures, Dodge. Thanks for sharing. I love the plug for koach.com lol

That looks great, Engines

lol shouldn't this be in the cooking forum?

That was very interesting, Henry. Thanks