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lol very funny maintenance logs

There is a college whose entire student body is composed of the sons and daughters of the very rich. The students could not possibly meet the academic requirements of any other college. Lo and behold, the college basketball team wins every game and dominates their league. All this success is due to one amazing player - a cross between Larry Bird and Michael Jordan. This kid is terrific, and the player and the team become the center of nationwide media attention. Of course, the student body is thrilled. But, one day the NCAA goes to the college and asks for proof of this player's academic eligibility. The college administration promises such documentation in a few days. The faculty then works night and day coaching the student for the crucial test. The day of the public examination arrives, and the entire student body is there to support their star player. A professor stands, and announces the first question, "How much is five plus two?" The student frowns in deep concentration - he thinks, he sweats, he shakes with effort. At last he shouts the answer, "SEVEN". The entire student body rises, and as a single voice, they cry. "Give him another chance. Give him another chance".

A lawyer phoned the governor’s mansion shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the governor, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed the lawyer. After some cajoling, the governor’s assistant agreed to wake him up. “So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?” grumbled the governor. “Judge Pierson just died, and I want to take his place,” beg the attorney. “Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the mortuary,” replied the governor.

She sure is a beautiful dog

Happy Birthday Blondie! Hope you have a great day

For people looking for a copy of the old chat client Pirch, here ya go pirch98s.zip

LOL

lol, the pictures posted here are all a riot.

Great pictures, Dodge. Thanks for sharing. I love the plug for koach.com lol

That looks great, Engines

lol shouldn't this be in the cooking forum?

That was very interesting, Henry. Thanks

LOL, some of those are a riot

LOL - sounds like some people I used to know

Thanks for posting Nan, and thank you too, Livvy

It was very close. I sure hope it doesn't flare up again. Keep us informed please.

A tourist in Vienna walks through a graveyard and, all of a sudden, he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: "Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827." Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony, and that it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him. By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward. Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the scholar, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The scholar notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th. By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward. Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the group asks him if he has an explanation for the music. "Don't you get it?" the caretaker says incredulously. "He's decomposing."

A couple had just celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said: "We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft music and a slow walk home. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays."

This explains why the approval numbers for congress are at an all time low.

Happy Birthday, Hawk!

In the last few days, we received information from a close relative of Spike's that confirmed what we all had feared. Spike passed away on November 17th, 2011. We are greatly saddened by this news, but at the same time we are grateful that we now know where Spike has been. Spike was greatly respected and well liked, not only by the koach.com staff, but by all chatters as well. We shall remember him with a smile and be thankful of the time we spent with him in chat. Koach

As per Dawn's request, I have locked the topic. But, I should mention that when I let Fovea know, she started sobbing. eXoBorg, on the other hand, muttered some nonsense

Happy belated Birthday, Overdose

Happy belated birthday, Devenox

LOL, that's good.