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rofl...dibs on the legs!

salutes

gives dawn a deflated football cookie with a candle in it

wowsers!! I'll bet dodge is having a blast in that with his boat ditto star: stay safe and keep your socks dry!!

I should explain what "hard bread" is. It is also known as "hard tack". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardtack

that reads like a great BBQ rub. thanks for sharing it blondie

I make a sea shell pasta too with a sweet vineagarette and celery seed dressing. I'll post the recipe for it

yummmy ty koach

ahhhh.....did someone say "cookies" ??? :o

did you use the "wayback machine" to find that star ??

sounds like a relative of the sculpin found in the waters here. if you hook one it's best to just cut your line. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sculpin

Dawn!!

this might work as an alteration of shepherd's pie substituing the mashed potatoes for the tater tots.... Brown ground beef with onlion and garlic in a fry pan. Drain and tranfer to a baking dish spreading evenly on the bottom. Top with creamed corn and tater tots (instead of mashed potatoes raked with a fork and dabbed with butter). Bake until golden brown and bubbly. Allow to cool for a bit prior to slicing and serving.

kewl thanks henry

LOL!!

that don't look much like a sneaker

might be a flat footed fish

mmm asparagus....

rofl

low on turkey??

1. Avoid alliteration. Always. 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.) 4. Employ the vernacular. 5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. 7. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. 8. Contractions aren't necessary. 9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos. 10. One should never generalize. 11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." 12. Comparisons are as bad as cliches. 13. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous. 14. Profanity sucks. 15. Be more or less specific. 16. Understatement is always best. 17. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement. 18. One-word sentences? Eliminate. 19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake. 20. The passive voice is to be avoided. 21. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms. 22. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed. 23. Who needs rhetorical questions?

LOL!!

how about "goliath" or "huntsman"?? While the Goliath birdeater is definitely the world's largest spider by weight, it is the Giant Huntsman spider that takes the award for being the largest by diameter. http://www.dogonews.com/2014/10/26/worlds-biggest-spider-weighs-as-much-as-a-newborn-puppy of course "cyniq" is a good nick for it too LOL!!

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancé to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. “So what are your plans?” The father asks the young man. “I am a Torah scholar.” He says. “A Torah scholar, Hmmm,” the father says. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?” “I will study,” the young man said, and God will provide for us.” “And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asks the father. “I will concentrate on my studies,” the young man replies, “God will provide for us.” “And children?” asks the father. “How will you support children?” “Don’t worry, sir, God will provide,” replies the fiancé. The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide. Later, the mother asks, “How did it go, Honey?” The father answers, “He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I’m God.”

kewl thanks