Koach

During a terrible snow storm, all the highway signs were buried in snow. The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs by twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars.

Happy Birthday Ribeye!

I hope all goes well T-Tok I happen to know that the best therapy for a new knee is lots of chatting lol Please keep us up to date on how you are doing. Koach

Good to see you in chat again Stormy. I hope all tests have good results

Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said: "I'll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up." When he returned he said: "I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress." The second man said: "I'll walk up to them and hurry them up." He came back and said: " We both have the same problem.

Thats quite a list, Henry, and I agree with all of them

Happy Birthday eXonyte

You have great looking cats, Dabrownhammer

lol, i wasn't expecting that punchline.

LOL, i knew there was a reason I didn't have a cell phone. "Telephonophobia : This is the fear of telephones. Even though telephones have become the fastest means of communication today, there are many people who will avoid using telephones."

I wish all people of all religions believed this: "The Prophet answered,

Some pics of Whitey and Curly. Curly is the larger, darker cat, Whitey is the smaller, whiter cat

Henry, Thanks for posting all this information about Ancient and Modern Egypt. I find it fascinating When did she reign? If you have written these interesting articles yourself, please let us know. If you got the information from a website, please post the url. Koach

lol Henry

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So son #1 bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. Son #2 bought her a beautiful Mercedes with a chauffeur included thinking he would surely win her approval. Son #3 had to do something even better than these so he bought her a trained parrot. This parrot had been trained for 15 years to memorize the entire Bible. You could mention any verse in the Bible and the parrot could quote it word for word. How useful his nearly blind mother would find that! Well, the old lady went to the first son and said, "Son, the house is just gorgeous but it's really much too big for me. I only live in one room, and it's much too large for me to clean and take care of. I really don't need the house, but thank you anyway." Then she explained to her second son, "Son, the car is beautiful, it has everything you could ever want on it, but I don't drive and I really don't like that driver, so please return the car." Next, she went to son number three and said, "Son, I just want to thank you for that thoughtful gift. The chicken was small, but delicious."

Happy belated birthday, Crysta

A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head. "There" says the vet,

Thanks, Charles I can't wait to try it out Signed, "a hacker"

I am definately trying this. It sounds delicious.

Thanks Henry, I am learning a lot about Egypt from you

Happy Birthday B!

A married couple, both avid golfers, was discussing the future one night. "Honey", the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?" "I suppose so - it's paid for." "How about our car? Continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that? "I suppose so - it's paid for." "What about my golf clubs? Would you let her use them too? "Heck, no," the husband blurted out. "She is left-handed."

Happy Birthday Dawn!

Very interesting, Henry. Thanks for posting

A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, Ben drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." "Well, then, just give me the money back," said Jean Paul "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Replied Ben "OK, then. Just unload the donkey," said Jean Paul. "What ya going to do with him?" asked Ben. "I'm going to raffle him off," said Jean Paul. "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" uttered Ben. "Sure can. Watch me. I just won't tell that he's dead," said Jean Paul. A month later Ben met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" "I raffled him off, I did. I sold 500-hunderd tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898," said Jean Paul. "Didn't anyone complain?" inquired Ben. "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back,