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Koach

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  1. That is a very sad picture. Whenever I see something like that, I wish I could do something to help
  2. Some amazing photographs. Thanks for posting, Henry
  3. Yum, I'll be trying this for sure
  4. Happy Birthday Karim!
  5. lol , I love conspiracy theories
  6. Happy Birthday Casa!
  7. Happy Birthday Barqs!
  8. Happy Birthday, bawx !
  9. Interesting, thanks Henry
  10. Thanks for posting, Henry
  11. A man hadn't been feeling well, so he went to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" "Nine..."
  12. I think there is really a human inside that dog fur
  13. lol, that's a great picture. I love the cat's eyes
  14. Happy Birthday Kiri!
  15. Koach

    Diaries

    Have you been talking to my cats again?
  16. lol, what a funny idea.
  17. Koach

    Getting Old

    Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down." The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just waken up!" The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory's just as good as it's always been, knock on wood." She raps the table. With a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?!"
  18. LOL his stomach sure is bulging.
  19. Koach

    Blonde Stewardess

    LOL, did one of our blonde chatters tell you that from personal experience?
  20. Koach

    The Juggler

    A juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are all those machetes doing in your car?" asks the cop. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh, yeah? Says the doubtful cop. "Let's see you do it.
  21. A cocky State Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road." The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field." The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State Government to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land." So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the State Highways employee running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at every step!! The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!!"
  22. Koach

    Yikes! Pirates!

    A 17th Century captain was sailing along with his crew when a pirate ship came over the horizon. The captain says, "Cabin boy, get me my red shirt." So, he gets his red shirt and they victoriously battle the pirates. Several days later, they spot another pirate ship off the port bow. "Cabin boy," says the captain "get me my red shirt." They again battle the pirates and are victorious. Later when things had settled down, the cabin boy asks, "Captain, why do you always want your red shirt just prior to battle?" The captain responds, "Well, in case I am inflicted with a wound, I don't want the crew to see my injury and lose spirit." "I see," says the cabin boy. A few days later, they sight 20 pirate ships in the distance and the captain yells out, "Cabin boy, get me my brown pants."
  23. Nice work Bry. I can tell you spent a lot of time on it
  24. Happy Birthday BeguilingMyst!
  25. Happy Birthday Neon!
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