Koach

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the pearly gates. Each of the three is asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like most to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was the greatest doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"

lol, that does sounds like a nice practical response she'd come up with.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, and sexy young man walked through he door. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment. Then, from her purse, she slowly counted out five $20 bills. She pressed the money into the young man's hand along with her address. Looking deeply into his eyes, slowly and sensously, she said, "Clean my house."

lol, you sure can Dodge. He's the oldest and smallest, but still the boss.

I agree Stormy. So much of charitable contributions never reaches the people in need

I managed to get 4 cats on the new Kitty Condo, but could not get all five. They all love it

lol, what an imagination that painter has. I think it would be very unsettling to step into that room.

That's very interesting, Henry. I googled Turritopsis nutricula and was surprised to see the number of articles about it, yet I had never heard of this creature. Thanks for posting.

That is a very sad picture. Whenever I see something like that, I wish I could do something to help

Some amazing photographs. Thanks for posting, Henry

Yum, I'll be trying this for sure

Happy Birthday Karim!

lol , I love conspiracy theories

Happy Birthday Casa!

Happy Birthday Barqs!

Happy Birthday, bawx !

Interesting, thanks Henry

Thanks for posting, Henry

A man hadn't been feeling well, so he went to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" "Nine..."

I think there is really a human inside that dog fur

lol, that's a great picture. I love the cat's eyes

Happy Birthday Kiri!

Have you been talking to my cats again?

lol, what a funny idea.

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down." The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just waken up!" The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory's just as good as it's always been, knock on wood." She raps the table. With a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?!"