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  1. Koach

    Bungee Cords

    The two inventors of the bungee rope went to Spain to test their invention. They built a 50-foot tower and, once completed, one of the guys stood on the edge of the platform and dove into the air with the rope tied to his feet. The other guy, standing up on the platform, waited until his friend returned up so that he could grab him. The first time his friend sprung up, he tried to grab him but missed and noticed that his head was swollen. The next time, he missed again and again there was a bruise on his head and face. The third time, with much concern, he dove forward to get his partner, pulled him in and asked, "What happened? Is the cord too long?" His partner replied, with his face all bloody, "What is piƱata?"
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    Red Tomatoes

    LOL Henry, very funny
  3. A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns telling their adventures on the seas. The seaman sees that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off". "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook"? "Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand clean off." "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye", replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked. "Well..." said the pirate, "That was my first day with the hook."
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    I Want to Buy That

    That's very funny lol
  5. Thanks Henry Would you mind posting a link to where you got this information? I am always interested who originally wrote it.
  6. Very interesting article Henry. I remember reading about him a while ago. Thanks for the post
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    Target

    LOL very funny
  8. Very cute puppies. Are you keeping them?
  9. LOL Dodge, good idea.
  10. Someone hit my 350Z today and didn't bother to leave their name. I was parked at the grocery store. I guess that will teach me to get food. This is the best picture I can get in the garage, but you'll get the idea
  11. lol ok, Henry. I will try to solve it. But, I am sure it will take me a couple days with all the babysitting I do.
  12. That sounds good. I'll try it, maybe add some meat lol
  13. I think every group or religion has extremists and we should not assume the group is bad because of a few bad people.
  14. Yea, but i am allergic to peas but love carrots. I think I'll add carrots to it. I am not real fond of creamed corn, but it might be really good in this recipe.
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    Puppies

    lol Nan, you sound like you are weakening.
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    Apollo

    Sure, that would be great.
  17. Koach

    Puppies

    I don't know how you can keep yourself from buying one or both lol
  18. That recipe sounds really good. In the picture there are red and green diced things. Are they red and green pepper, or peas and carrots?
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