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    Bank Loan

    Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requests collateral. "Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce," the man says. The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping and gives the man the $5,000. Two weeks later, the man walks through the bank's doors and asks to settle up his loan and get his car back. "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest," the loan officer says. The man writes out a check and starts to walk away. "Wait, sir," the loan officer says. "You are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?" The man smiles, "Where else could I find a safer place to park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?"
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    Died headmaster

    lol Henry, I get it
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    Tough Bikers

    A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter. Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."
  4. A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running."
  5. I am not much of an expert with mirc, so if anyone can do this better or more eloquently, please do Right now, I am using this: When I connect, i start a timer in case I am not actually able to get my nick. Of course, put your registered nick whereever you see Koach. /timer5 0 30 /nick Koach Then, if i get the notice that my nick is in use, I use this to get my nick back and turn the timer off. raw 433:*: { /ns ghost $2 my-nick-pass /nick $2 /timer5 off } Is there a better way? Edited by Koach Jan 21, 2012
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    Darts anyone ?

    lol very funny. I sometimes feel like throwing some darts at chatters. Is that the same?
  7. Glad to see you back home Stormy
  8. That was very interesting to read, Henry. Thanks for posting it Can you provide a url so we know who wrote the article?
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    Spider

    If Colorado had spiders that grew to 7-9 inches in diameter, I'd have to move lol
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    Spider

    Wow, that is one ugly spider lol How big is he? Do you know what kind it is?
  11. An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks." A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks." A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks." An American doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind...... We took a man with NO brain, made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work.
  12. Merry Christmas! from Sonic_Koach and his three Grandkids Pretty good name for a band, don't you think? lol http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/pT1LSsJUYYtVs4xA
  13. This sounds really good. Next time I need a dip, I am going to give it a try
  14. Thanks Henry Happy Holiday to you too.
  15. Very nice Nan. I know who I am lol
  16. I have read some of Michael Crichton's books and have liked them. I'll try to pick up "State of Fear" next time I am at the book store.
  17. lol, so you and reclaimer agree on candidates. I took the test twice, the first time answering the questions as truthfully as I actually felt. The results were 1st) Bachman, 2nd) Gingrich, and 3rd, Perry. The second time, 1st) Bachman, 2nd) Perry, 3rd Gingrich Interestingly, Romney scored very low in both my tests. Even Obama scored better
  18. Happy Holidays to everyone from me too Thanks to everybody for making koach.com a success Koach
  19. Very interesting list. I learned (and forgot) a lot of this in Anatomy and Human Physiology courses at Colorado University. But, I don't remember this one: Similar to finger prints, everyone's tongue has a unique tongue print Just wait, soon, when they book criminals, they'll say, "put your tongue on this ink pad and then put it here." Also, I have to disagree with this one: The nose can remember 50,000 scents To the best of my knowledge, the nose doesn't remember anything, the brain does the remembering lol
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