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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." Next, the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." The sheriff was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, Gomer wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness," her mother explained. "And today is the happiest day in her life." The child thought about this for a moment. "So why is the groom wearing black?"

lol poor guard

LOL funny

Thanks Henry. This post is very interesting. I had only heard of a few of them.

Happy Easter to you too

EB thanks for this info Jason : 3/29

Happy Birthday Jason! Hope you had a great day

LOL very funny.

LOL how right your daughter's school friend was. Were you wearing a cape at the time?

My "fun car" is still my Nissan 350Z. It's starting to get old now, a little over 10 years old. However, I still only have 59,000 miles on it

lol it looks like fun, Nan, but fast and dangerous too. Who built it?

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lol, I am not sure whose dumber, the blonde golfer or the Pro that tried to find the green balls.

Our last story, "Blue" by Wayne Harper had some interesting ideas about time and our perception of it. But, I didn't feel the ideas were explained very well. So, I did some poking around the internet. If you are interested in this sort of thing, Morgan Freeman's "Through the Wormhole" series has some very interesting and easy to understand episodes about time (and all sorts of things). Here is one: http://science.discovery.com/tv-shows/through-the-wormhole/videos/does-time-exist.htm For a list of all the other episodes of "Through the Wormhole" that are available online: http://science.discovery.com/tv-shows/through-the-wormhole Koach

Happy Birthday, Lucy!

Happy Birthday, Rudy!

lol, poor wife

My poor cat (11 years old) had to be put to sleep this morning. He had an incredibly large tumor in his abdomen. We only noticed the symptoms about 6 weeks ago when he started losing weight. At the end he was in a lot of pain

I woke up this morning to a blanket of snow. The roads around here are ok, but our main highway from Denver to Kansas is closed in both directions. You can't really tell if from the picture, but we got about 9 inches of snow on the lawns.

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Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand. He immediately clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up. Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" They draw straws and Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is. "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me." Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, and asks what he wants. Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards." She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!" Rippington says, "I'll tell him.