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  1. Our last story, "Blue" by Wayne Harper had some interesting ideas about time and our perception of it. But, I didn't feel the ideas were explained very well. So, I did some poking around the internet.

     

    If you are interested in this sort of thing, Morgan Freeman's "Through the Wormhole" series has some very interesting and easy to understand episodes about time (and all sorts of things).

     

    Here is one:

     

    http://science.discovery.com/tv-shows/through-the-wormhole/videos/does-time-exist.htm

     

    For a list of all the other episodes of "Through the Wormhole" that are available online:

     

    http://science.discovery.com/tv-shows/through-the-wormhole

     

    Koach

     

     

     

  2. Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand. He immediately clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up.

     

    Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?"

     

    They draw straws and Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is.

     

    "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."

     

    Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, and asks what he wants.

     

    Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards."

     

    She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!"

     

    Rippington says, "I'll tell him.

     

  3. A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed. Everyone except for Mr. Smith, the town’s grouch. So Mr. Smith went to this 'miracle doctor' to prove that he wasn't anybody special.

     

    He says to the doctor, "Hey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I can't taste nothing', so what are you going to do about it?"

    The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little, then tells Mr. Smith, "What you need is jar number 43."

    "Jar number 43? What the heck is that?" Mr. Smith mutters to himself. The doctor finally returns with a jar labeled 'Jar #43'. He tells Mr. Smith to taste it. Mr. Smith tastes it and immediately spits it out, "That is gross!" he yells.

    "I just restored your sense of taste Mr. Smith," says the doctor.

    So Mr. Smith goes home very mad. One month later, Mr. Smith goes back to the doctor along with a new problem, "Doc," he starts, "I can't remember a thing!" This time Mr. Smith is sure he has bested the doctor.


    The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little and tells Mr. Smith, "What you need is jar number 43..."

    Before the doctor finished his sentence, Mr. Smith fled the office.
     

  4. So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it back to Gramma's kitchen.

     

    "Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him.

     

    "I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"

    "Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"

     

    "Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
     

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