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  8. Making Plans

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    Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.”

     

    She said to him, “I think about it many times a day.”

    “Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise.”

    “It’s not a matter of wisdom,” she replied. “It’s when I open a drawer or a closet, I ask myself, ‘What am I here after?’”
     

  13. The lady and the pharmacist

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    A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.

    "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" "To kill my husband."

    "I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!"

    The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position.

    The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife.

    He takes the photo, and nods. "I didn't realize you had a prescription!"

     

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