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  13. The old man's leg

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    An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg.

     

    “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.”

     

    “That can’t be” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing.”

     

    “How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor.

     

    “Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”

     

     

  17. Thumb sucking

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    A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb.

     

    His mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning. She tried painting it with lemon juice.

     

    Finally she tried threats to discourage the habit. She warned her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon."

     

    Later that day, as mother and son took a walk in the park, they saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench.

     

    The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh ... I know what you've been doing."
     

     

  21. The nagging wife

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    This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time.

     

    One day while he was outside plowing the field, she came out and started nagging him. While she was doing this, the mule kicked her and she died.

     

    At the funeral, the ladies came up and talked to the farmer. The farmer nodded his head "yes".

     

    The men came up and talked to him and the farmer nodded his head "no”.

     

    Well this other man wondered why he nodded his head "yes" to the ladies and "no" to the men. So, he went up to the farmer and asked him why.

     

    The farmer replied,” Well, when the ladies came up, they told me how pretty my wife's dress was and how pretty she looked. When the men came up, they asked,’ That mule for sale?'
     

     

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