Stormy Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 A private jet arrives at Heathrow international Airport and Donald Trump deplanes and strides to a waiting limousine that drives him to a warm and dignified reception with the Queen. From there, they are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The fart shakes the coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their nose, but the two do their best to ignore the incident. The Queen turns to Trump saying, "Mr. Trump, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control." Trump, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Koach Posted November 7, 2015 Administrators Report Share Posted November 7, 2015 lol can you imagine the jokes about Trump if he were to be elected? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Nan Posted November 8, 2015 Administrators Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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