TV_Tech Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 Blond A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. As her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Koach Posted March 28, 2014 Administrators Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormy Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 You ok now, Star? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted March 29, 2014 Report Share Posted March 29, 2014 That's cruel....albeit probably true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Nan Posted March 29, 2014 Administrators Report Share Posted March 29, 2014 LOL I've seen a couple of little kids fall off the mechanical horse in the shopping centres .. I shouldn't laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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