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Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.


To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer,


They then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive.


No further testing is planned.

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LOL!!  I'm reminded of this joke:


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," He responded.

"Oh, killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

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Which brings up the story of the Texan who got delivery of his mail order bride.  They drove the wagon over to the general store and picked up provisions, drove to the JP and got married, and started off on the 10 mile ride to his ranch.

After a few miles the mule balked and refused to go any farther.  The man got out of the wagon, walked up to the mule, shook his finger in the mules face and proclaimed: That's once.     

The mule started off again and got another mile or so then stopped again.  The man got out, walked up to the mule, slapped it up side the head and said:  "That's twice."

The mule started off again, got another couple miles then stopped a third time.  The man got out, pulled his 45, shot the mule in the head, then started to walk back to the ranch for a replacement mule.

His new wife started to complain that her new husband was foolish for shooting a mule for just being a bit stubborn.  The man turned to her, held a finger up and said:  "That's once".

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