Henry Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!" He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons. The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Koach Posted November 15, 2013 Administrators Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 LOL good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Nan Posted November 16, 2013 Administrators Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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