TV_Tech Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons. "So", he says to them:"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses." "Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza ." "Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center ." "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown." The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says , "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated all this property". Sarah replies, "Property? ... the jerk has a paper route!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Koach Posted October 6, 2013 Administrators Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 lol, I was not expecting that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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