TV_Tech Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 BOB & THE BLONDE: Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the barAnd stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story Of a man on the ledge of a large building Preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said,"You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied,"Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,"You're on!"Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, The guy on the ledge Did a swan dive off the building, Falling to his death. The blonde was very upset,But willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's f air. Here's your money."Bob replied,"I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,So I knew he would jump." The blonde replied,"I did, too,But I didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormy Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 I don't blame her, why would anyone do that twice in one day? It's gotta hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Nan Posted August 24, 2013 Administrators Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 LOL funny funny .. I hope Dawn pops in to check the forum now and then and see's this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Koach Posted August 25, 2013 Administrators Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 How funny, I immediately thought of Dawn too. I wonder if she'll join us in chat again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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