Administrators Nan Posted January 29, 2013 Administrators Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come to the front by the altar." With that, a Glasgow man got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, ... "Jimmy, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Jimmy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in Jim’s ear, placed his other hand on top of Jim’s head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed to the 'Almighty' for Jimmy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm. After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Well Jimmy, how is your hearing now?" Jimmy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next Tuesday!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormy Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 LOL, I see jail time in that boy's future if he thiks it's that easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Koach Posted January 30, 2013 Administrators Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 LOL - sounds like some people I used to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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