Administrators Koach Posted July 30, 2012 Administrators Report Share Posted July 30, 2012 A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns telling their adventures on the seas. The seaman sees that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off". "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook"? "Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand clean off." "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye", replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked. "Well..." said the pirate, "That was my first day with the hook." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 Sure, blame it on the seagull. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Nan Posted July 31, 2012 Administrators Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 LOL - ouch ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormy Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 ARRRR, shiver me timber . . . . blasted hook :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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