Administrators Nan Posted April 21, 2011 Administrators Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 The following was in the local newsletter from our High School this week, I thought it was fun and decided to share: Log on: Adding wood to make the barbie (bbq) hotter Log off: Not adding any more wood to the barbie Monitor: Keeping an eye on the barbie Download: Getting the firewood off the ute (pickup vehicle) Hard Drive: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies (beers) Keyboard: Where you hang the ute keys Window: What you shut when the weather's cold Screen: What you shut in the mozzie (mosquito) season Byte: What mozzies do Megabyte: What a mozzie from the coast does Chip: A bar snack (potato crisp) Microchip: What's left in the bag after you've eaten all the chips Modem: What you did to the lawns Laptop: Where the cat sleeps Software: Plastic knives and forks you get with takeaways Hardware: Stainless steel knives and forks - from KMart Mouse: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed Mainframe: What holds the shed up Web: What spiders make Website: Usually in the shed or under the patio Search Engine: What you do when the ute won't go Yahoo: What you say when the ute does go Upgrade: A steep hill Server: The person at the pub who brings out the meal Mail Server: The bloke (man) at the pub who brings out the meal user: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things Network: What you do when you need to repair the fishing net Internet: Where you want the fish to go Netscape: What the fish do when they discover the hole in the net Online: Where you hang the washing (laundry) Offline: Where the washing ends up when the clothes pegs aren't strong enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormy Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Good one Nan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Koach Posted May 12, 2011 Administrators Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 lol Nan, I take it you have some serious mozzies there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Nan Posted May 13, 2011 Author Administrators Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Koach yes, we even have a grass airstrip across the road for them to land safely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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