Koach

Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business called Plexus Communications. After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright. But, after signing on the dotted line, he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him. The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. At the end of the interview, Merv asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" And the gentleman answered, "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice you have no ears." Merv got very angry and threw him out. The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. He asked her the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?" and she replied: "Well, you have no ears." Merv again was upset and tossed her out. The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome. And he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Merv was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?" And to his surprise, the young man answered: "Yes. You wear contact lenses." Merv was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?" The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no ears!"

Wow, that is really amazing. I bet people living there don't know how to drive a car on snow lol

Happy Birthday Space!

That sounds really easy. I'll try it

Happy Birthday foreverurs!!

hey now! Toby didn't actually break anything.

lol those are pretty funny

true lol

lol groan

lol

lol i'll have to tell my kids that one

LOL

lol, say cheese!

lol that's good.

Two bachelors, Larry and Frank were out to dinner. The conversation drifted from office, sports to politics and then to cooking. “I got a cook book once” said Larry. “But I couldn’t do anything with it.” “Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” asked Frank. “You said it, Larry replied, nodding. “Every one of those recipes began the same way: “Take a clean plate…”

Happy Birthday, Buffy!

LOL good one.

lol, I've been missing out!

LOL, what is that costume supposed to be?

Happy Birthday old man lol

LOL

LOL, it's too early in the morning to be reading memorandums that confusing.

lol, I can just see blondie chasing stormy while holding a cast iron frying pan after stormy's last comment.

Happy Birthday Cyniq! You are getting old lol

lol good joke Henry