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Nan

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    Queensland, Australia

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  1. Nan

    It finally snowed (a little)

    That is beautiful
  2. Nan

    Self driven car

    LOL 😂
  3. Nan

    Sparrow guarding the house

    GO sparrow !!!!!!!!
  4. Nan

    Eclipse

    I was wondering earlier if you get the "diamond ring" with a lunar eclipse, I think you do
  5. Nan

    HAPPY NEW YEAR to all ( :

    Happy New Year Monica, may all your days be peasants !!!
  6. Nan

    A little political humor

    LOL ... I got it, finally !!!
  7. Nan

    The stolen car

    LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love it !
  8. Nan

    Newly Weds

    After the honeymoon, Tom was welding some stuff in the garage for fun. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally said: "Honey, I've just been thinking; now that we are married, maybe you don't need to spend so much of your time out here in your garage and could consider selling some of your machinery and stuff…like your gun collection, fishing gear, boat, and lose all those stupid model airplanes. And sell that vintage hot rod sports car, and dump that home brewing kit”…Tom got a horrified look on his face and silently stared at her.. She said, "Darling, what's wrong?" He replied, “Nothing…but for a minute there, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.” "Ex-wife!?" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!” Tom replied, “I wasn’t….”
  9. Nan

    Storms

    We have had three days of quite savage storms but yesterday was the worst so far and I've not seen anything like them previously. Here is a photo of a shade sail over some exercise equipment on the local walking track, which was the original railway line in the 1880s. The sag in the middle is due to the hail that fell during our storm
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    Driving MsNan

    She is a 1936 Buick in tip top condition ..
  11. Nan

    Seasons Greetings

    Yes they are on a bit of a tilt there Koach but very pretty. Do you use solar lights? I have some for outside but haven't put them out yet
  12. Nan

    Seasons Greetings

    Merry Christmas from Australia
  13. The Lord came unto Noah, Who was now living in America and said: "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me." "Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying: "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights." Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark."Noah!," He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?" "Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed." "I needed a Building Permit." "I've been arguing with the Boat Inspector about the need for a sprinkler system." "My homeowners association claim that I've violated the Neighborhood by-laws by building the Ark in my back yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the local Planning Committee for a decision." "Then the City Council and the Electricity Company demanded a shed load of money for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear none of it." "Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the Greater Spotted Barn Owl." "I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!" "When I started gathering the animals, PETA took me to court. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodations were too restrictive and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space." "Then the Environmental Protection Agency ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on Your proposed flood." "I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew." "The Immigration Dept. Is checking the visa status of most of the people who want to work." "The labor unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only union workers with ark-building experience." "To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species." "So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this ark." "Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine and a rainbow stretched across the sky." Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?" "No," said the Lord. " The Government beat me to it."
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    Driving MsNan

    A friend picked me up this morning in her new car and we went for a drive and brunch .. had a lot of fun !!!!! Here it is in my driveway this morning
  15. Nan

    Gizmo going on 20

    He looks like a very wise soul
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