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  1. Yet another blonde joke

    This was forwarded to me by Elusive Butterfly. Thanks EB! A young blond girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded. The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blond jokes." A few hours later the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already??" the startled husband asked. "Yes," the blond replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip "Thank you," the blond said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
  2. Happy Birthday Casa! Enjoy this pizza at your own risk
  3. Wall mural

    He is really talented. I like the top carving that looks like the inside of a shell that has a spiral shape.
  4. Wall mural

    I agree, they are very good. If you have any pictures of his sculptures, I'd love to see them too. lol, did you tell him he now has a following in the US?
  5. You live in a very interesting, and beautiful part of the world.
  6. Thanks Nan, they are very interesting pictures.
  7. Man on toilet

  8. Man on toilet

    Another one ElusiveButterfly sent me lol

    I love bob newhart lol
  10. No reason!

    I liked win7, but I like win 10 much better.
  11. Dead fly

    LOL, i never thought about that. But, i want to point out the level of skill to kill him with only breaking one leg off. Maybe his buddies will think he's just sleeping, and leave me alone <innocent smile>
  12. Dead fly

    I hunted this sucker for two days. R.I.P. Fly lol
  13. Congratulations Dawn aka Chirp

    Welcome Home! Hope you are back to normal soon.
  14. Holilday Greetings

    Merry Christmas from Colorado too!
  15. Congratulations Dawn aka Chirp

    Pics here too, please lol I am not surprised they want to keep you in the hospital. That's not a minor surgery.