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About Stormy

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  • Birthday 11/01/1944

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    Alpine, TX
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    I enjoy chatting on koach.com, hunting, playing Poker, traveling and camping, shooting targets.
    I live in Alpine, Texas the Gateway to the Big Bend National Park and Big Bend Ranch.
    Texas is the only state that was a Republic before joining the Union, we are also the only state that has the right to fly our flag at the same height as the US flag.
    Texas is home to many professional sports teams, NFL has the Houston Texans and the Dallas Cowboys, Baseball has the Houston Astro's and the Texas Rangers, Basketball has the Dallas Mavericks, Houston Rockets and San Antonio Spurs, Dallas, Houston and San Antonio also have professional Soccer teams, although I claim ignorance of their names, as well as of the names of the Ice Hockey teams in the state, so if anyone wants to clue me in, I'd appreciate it.

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  1. Stormy

    Everyone Prepared 2019 Desired

    Happy New Year John
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    Newly Weds

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    Driving MsNan

    Sweet ride fo sho
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    Gizmo going on 20

    He's thinking about how he's gonna pay you back.
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    A few funnies

    I rather liked "Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests."
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    My new look

    Congratulations on surviving :)
  7. For what it's worth, Smiley, Ghost Flotilla is an excellent read, thanks for reminding me, been a year or so since I read that.
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    Je hebt een paar hele mooie foto's, John
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    That really looks relaxing John Thaty ziet er echt ontspannend uit John
  10. Yeah, I'm not too sure it's true, but it was funny enough to post
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    A few photos from my recent trip

    I like all of them but that Beach I'd like to live there
  12. The following questions and answers were collated from SAT tests given in California to 16 year old students — one of these kids may be President someday. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: What is a planet? A: A body of earth surrounded by sky. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon because there is no water on the moon and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections? A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized (e.g. abdomen)? A: The body is consisted into three parts — the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U. Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does “varicose” mean? A: Nearby. Q: What is the most common form of birth control? A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section”. A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome. Q: What is a seizure? A: A Roman emperor. Q: What is a terminal illness? A: When you are sick at the airport Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. Q: What does the word “benign” mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. Q: What is a turbine? A: Something an Arab wears on his head. Share this with your friends and family What do you think ?
  13. Stormy

    My grandson's rock band

    One of the very few times that I'm actually sad that I'm deaf. I'm happy he enjoyed it and I hope he continues to work at it so he can support us in our old age . . .oh wait, it's too late I'm already OLD :😢