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#15748 Massive ball of hair

Posted by Koach on 04 March 2017 - 07:15 PM

I think I had one of those in my shower drain lol

#15746 Monkey travels in space

Posted by Koach on 04 March 2017 - 07:08 PM

lol, they might do worse than that.

#15692 50 Shades of Grey for Seniors

Posted by Koach on 12 February 2017 - 07:35 PM

From one of our chatters in Readers chat lol


Back and forth. . . in and out. . .in and out . . .a little to the right. . . a little to the left . . . she could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . between her breasts. . .and, trickling down the small of her back. . . she was getting near to the end.

He was in ecstasy. . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved. . . forwards then backwards. . . forward then backward. . . again. . . and again. . . her heart was pounding now. . . her face was flushed . . . she moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . .finally . . . totally exhausted . . . she let out a piercing scream . . . . .

"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park.  You do it!"

#15434 Just a review

Posted by Koach on 07 December 2016 - 11:20 PM

It would not surprise me a bit, Nan. We don't check who someone is as they enter the country.

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#15245 October 29, 2016: "The Heart-Beat Escapement” by Rachael Acks

Posted by Koach on 26 October 2016 - 09:27 PM

Now he's going to get a swelled head lol

#15083 Pops for weather bot

Posted by Koach on 14 August 2016 - 08:53 PM

Paste these into channel popups.

They are the commands for Odd's (sometimes dash's, sometimes stormy's lol) weather bot.


.!register:!register $?="Enter your zip code"
.!weather:say !w
.!forecast:say !forecast
.!forecast5:say !forecast5
.!forecast10:say !forecast10
.!alert:say !alert
.!alerts:say !alerts
.!alertinfo:say !alertinfo
.!time:say !time
.!current:say !current
.!almanac:say !almanac
.!moon:say !moon
.!moonphase:say !moonphase

#14345 Watch real baseball

Posted by Koach on 31 July 2015 - 05:51 PM

lol I've often wondered about this too:

Try as they might, they just can't scratch themselves like professionals.

#14277 Happy Birthday Nan

Posted by Koach on 03 July 2015 - 07:30 AM

I must be losing my mind. I thought I had already posted this.

oh well, 


Happy Birthday Nan!

#14264 Happy Birthday, TV_Tech !

Posted by Koach on 30 June 2015 - 08:30 PM

Happy Birthday tv_tech.


I hope you had a great day :)

#14179 greek postage stamps

Posted by Koach on 29 May 2015 - 09:17 PM

Here you are, cyniq. A small sample of the greek stamps I have.






#14052 Secret for a long happy life

Posted by Koach on 14 April 2015 - 10:06 PM

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.


"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"


"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."


"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"


"Twenty-Six" he said.

#13994 The Frog

Posted by Koach on 12 March 2015 - 02:23 PM

A depressed frog visits a fortune teller hoping for some good news.


The fortune teller closes her eyes, makes some strange sounds, and finally says, "You will meet a beautiful young girl that will want to know everything about you"


The frog gets excited and says, "Wow! When will I meet her? At a party?"


"No," replied the fortune teller, "in her biology class."

#13960 Happy Birthday, Crysta !!

Posted by Koach on 27 February 2015 - 04:01 PM

Happy  birthday Crysta!

#13959 Someone really stinks

Posted by Koach on 27 February 2015 - 07:22 AM

lol, Henry.

#13869 What's been going on over the last 24 months

Posted by Koach on 13 January 2015 - 05:48 PM

Hi Dawn,

I'm glad you are getting the help you need. When you can return, we'll be here waiting for you (but I am still not going to send you that turkey lol).

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