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A drive to the airport


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The Pope is on his way to the airport and asks his driver if he could take a turn driving because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming Pope. Naturally, he's a bit rusty so he's driving poorly. Suddenly he sees police lights behind him. He pulls over and when the officer comes up to the window his eyes get real wide.

He says to the Pope: "Hold on for a minute, please," and goes back to his car to radio the chief.

Cop: "Chief, we have a situation. I've pulled over an important figure."
Chief: "How important? A governor or something?"
Cop: "No sir, he's bigger."
Chief: "So, what?" A celebrity or something?"
Cop: "More important , sir."
Chief: "A major politician?"
Cop: "No sir, he's much more important."
Chief: "WELL WHO IS IT!?"
Cop: "Well actually I'm not sure. But the Pope's his driver."


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