Koach

A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, "God, what is a million years to you?" God replies, "My son, a million years to you is like a second to me." The man thinks about that and asks, "God, what is a million dollars to you?" God replies, "My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to me." The man thinks about that and asks, "So God, can I have a million dollars?" God replies, "In a second"

That's too bad Dawn, You might find some other courses that would be as rewarding. Koach

Ahh yes, I can see how "Smoko" is so much better than "mornos"

We all know how hard it can be to understand Nan, so I found this youtube that will help us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDb_WsAt_Z0 Enjoy lol Koach (thinking that I better get away while I still can)

lol

Well, I am shocked, I thought Howdy Dooty was known throughout the world. I didn't know the US was the only place subjected to this torture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONQ0gAE9jbY

TV, I never considered that type of finish. Good point.

LOL good answer Dawn. I can attest to that.

Sheesh, according to this (I got 15) If you remembered 11-16 = You're older than dirt !!! THAT'S ME !!! I am not only older than dirt but about to be taken to the funeral home lol

Happy Birthday Odd! Hope your day was a great one

lol good answer, Smiley

LOL, i like that one.

lol, I can relate to this one: Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone

I also stole all the cherries they had harvested

I could have sworn you added chocolate to that.

ok, Dawn, thanks for letting us know. Cya when you get back online.

That's an amazing amount of damage. I remember that name Cyclone Uma so it must have been really bad for me to remember it after so many years.

As of right now, chat3.koach.com and chat4.koach.com are down. But, you can connect to chat1.koach.com For mirc and many other chat clients type: /server chat1.koach.com Sorry for the inconvenience. Koach

LOL thats a good one.

Beautiful piece of furniture. Back in those days, a TV was considered furniture, and so is this clock radio, i guess lol

Mayo, thats an unusual idea. I'll give them a try.

Hi all, On Friday, 2/5/16, we'll be updating the chat software to Unrealircd 4 from Unrealircd 3. We don't expect any difficulties and the overall downtime should be short. If you have trouble connecting, try using /server chat1.koach.com since that server will have the shortest down time. Hopefully, this upgrade will help with the long ping timeouts we've been experiencing. If you have questions, please ask. Koach

lol, i know my kids have done that in my direction when I am not looking

lol, Just old Real Men use the stapler

Vary funny lol