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    How to get rid of squirrels

    Thanks to ElusiveButterfly for this one --------------------------------------------------- Church Squirrels The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week. The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide. But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter. Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.
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    Some cartoons to make you chuckle

    Time to face non-virtual “reality†.
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    Rocks and more rocks

    lol, maybe a dump truck load and they would semi spread it as they dumped. Or maybe you aren't covering the entire thing? Who is that pretty cat?
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    No Car Wash Today LOL

    lol good decision.
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    The Netherlands|Scheveningen

    I can't imagine sailing across the oceans in one of those. They just don't look that sturdy to me lol
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    Excellent Aerial Photography

    That's pretty cool. I'll read facebook site too. I wonder who take's the pictures. btw, next time could you a little, red arrow pointing to your house? Of course, we want the arrow to scroll right along with the rest of the picture lol
  7. Look at this beautiful sunset. I actually took a picture of my TV screen to get this. I don't have as good a view from my Home.
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    Sunset seen from Coors Field

    I probably missed that because i took a picture of the tv screen. thanks for the wonderful enhancement lol
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    Flying in Papua New Guinea

    It's a very interesting part of the world. Thanks for the posts and explanations
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    Flying in Papua New Guinea

    You're right. The second is a great picture. I also like the V with the mountains hidden by clouds. That would be nerve wracking flight lol
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    Aussie - o

    LOL, you do love your abrevos, don't you?
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    Flying in Papua New Guinea

    Thanks Nan, The pictures are amazing and the explanation with each is fascinating. I think I'd stay away from the Kukukukus lol
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    A visit to Alpine

    lol, i like the mailbox the best
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    Weird Cloud

    I took this today as I was driving home. The community in the distance is where I live. That's a firehouse near the entrance to the community. It really looked to me like the beginning of a tornado, but it eventually just went away.
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    Dinner Time

    lol, I think those are my neighbors
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    New camera..

    lol stormy
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    R.I.P. Gizmo

    Thanks for the condolences, everyone. I still look for him and then remember
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    R.I.P. Gizmo

    My 20 year old cat died peacefully in his sleep this morning. He was on my lap and never seemed to feel anything, at least nothing I could detect. I have had a lot of cats in my life but Gizmo was, by far, my favorite. Now he's playing with his sons (Whitey and Curley) in kitty heaven. Poor Panda (PK) is very sad. She keeps walking around the house meowing and sniffing the kitty carrier I used to take Gizmo's remains to the vet for cremation. R.I.P Gizmo Gizmo a few months ago:
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    Norfolk Naval base trip

    Interesting pictures. thanks for posting
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    New car!

    Since my granddaughter will be getting her license May 1st (we hope lol), it's time to play the pass down the car game. My granddaughter gets her mom's old kind of beat up Ford Fusion, my daughter gets my 2017 Subaru Forester, and I get a new car
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    Panda the hunter

    So, when I tried to get Panda to come in for the night, she was no where to be seen. I finally found her under the kitchen table playing with the present she brought into the house. I think its a vole, too big for a mouse, too small for a rat lol
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    Panda the hunter

    Yea, that's what i did with it, of course lol
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    New car!

    I drove it some today. it's really nice. 3.6 L, six cylinder engine gives it some get up and go lol
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    Fovea can do weather!

    I'll see if i can find one. How do you envision it working? something like .wa or included in some other response?
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