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Very hostile farmer


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A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.


The farmer said, "That's once."


A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.


The farmer said, "That's twice."


After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again.


The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.


His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."


The farmer said, "That's once." 


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