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The bird and the worm


Henry
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Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil.
 
They see a worm on the other side.
 
So ... the one flies over and the other one swims through-which one gets to the worm first? The one who swam, of course, because "Da oily boid gets da woim." 
 
 
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
 
He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
 
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. 

 

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