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  15. Mice

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    A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse says, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.

     

    "See?" says the mother mouse to her baby.

    "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"

  22. Bungee Cords

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    The two inventors of the bungee rope went to Spain to test their invention. They built a 50-foot tower and, once completed, one of the guys stood on the edge of the platform and dove into the air with the rope tied to his feet. The other guy, standing up on the platform, waited until his friend returned up so that he could grab him.

     

    The first time his friend sprung up, he tried to grab him but missed and noticed that his head was swollen.

     

    The next time, he missed again and again there was a bruise on his head and face.

     

    The third time, with much concern, he dove forward to get his partner, pulled him in and asked, "What happened? Is the cord too long?"

     

    His partner replied, with his face all bloody, "What is piñata?"

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