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  1. Physics has, still and will always play an extraordinary role in the evolution of our lives. But the thing that sometimes amazes us is how deep this impact can run. Robert Grober is a scientist who succeeded in combining between two of his passions, physics and golf

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    Golf is a game that its masters have always depended on their countless imaginary mental tricks when it comes to sinking putts in the course. But this physicist may change this predictable ways forever with his new technique that merges math with instincts

     

     

    The trick is to find a certain spot just uphill of a hole, by lining up the putt not only from where the ball is actually lying, but also from several equidistant points nearby

     

    Grober imagines the ball sitting on a circle centred at the hole, so at a 12 o

  2. Arab engineer asking, an American engineer ,How much your monthly salary?

     

    American engineer replied,$ 700 basic salary and $ 100 portfolios and $ 100 travel allowance and $ 100 food allowance ,

    And you,Arab engineer,How much your monthly salary ?

     

    Arab engineer replied,300 pounds

     

    Engineer american told him,no allowance?

     

    Arab engineer replied,allowance Die of starvation

  3. If anyone tried to make flood in your private This command to Lock in private message to protect against flooding

     

    #privteflood on
    on *:OPEN:?: {
     if  ($nick isop $chan )  return
     inc %open.flood
     .timer 1 5 set %open.flood 0
     if (%open.flood > 5 ) {
    .ignore -npu30 *!*@*
    .ignore -xu30 $me $+ !*@*
    .ignore -npu120 $wildsite
    .close -m
    echo -at  12 Lock has been in private message to protect against flooding	ignore --> 15  $nick 12  $wildsite
     }
     .timer 1 5 set %open.flood 0
    }
    #privteflood end
  4. This command if you want to up or down everyone in the room at one time

     

     

    menu channel {

    Mass Commands

    .Op:mop

    .Deop:mdeop

    .Host:mhop

    .DeHost:mdhop

    .Voice:mvoice

    .Devoice:mdevoice

    .Kick:mkick

    .Ban:mban

    .Unban:munban

    .Ban/Kick:mbankick

    }

    alias m {

    /set %opt $1

    /set %except $2

    if (%opt == op) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Oping # | /mop | halt }

    if (%opt == voice) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Voicing # | /mvoice | halt }

    if (%opt == dop) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Deoping # | /mdeop | halt }

    if (%opt == dvoice) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Devoicing # | /mdevoice | halt }

    if (%opt == kick) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Kicking # | /mkick | halt }

    if (%opt == ban) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Banning # | /mban | halt }

    if (%opt == uban) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Unbanning # | /munban | halt }

    if (%opt == bkick) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Ban/Kicking # | /mbankick | halt }

    if (%opt == hop) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Halfoping # | /mhop | halt }

    if (%opt == dhop) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Dehalfoping # | /mdhop | halt }

    else { halt }

    }

    alias mop {

    /set %m 1

    :jump1

    /set %mnick $nick(#,%m)

    if (%mnick == $null) { halt | /unset %except }

    if (%mnick == %except) { /inc %m | goto jump1 }

    if (%mnick >= a) { /mode # +o %mnick }

    inc %m

    goto jump1

    }

    alias mdeop {

    /set %m 1

    :jump1

    /set %mnick $nick(#,%m)

    if (%mnick == $null) { halt | /unset %except }

    if (%mnick == $me) { /inc %m | goto jump1 }

    if (%mnick == %except) { /inc %m | goto jump1 }

    if (%mnick != $me) { /mode # -o %mnick }

    inc %m

    goto jump1

    }[/color][/color][/size][/font]

    alias mhop {

    /set %m 1

    :jump1

    /set %mnick $nick(#,%m)

    if (%mnick == $null) { halt | /unset %except }

    if (%mnick == %except) { /inc %m | goto jump1 }

    if (%mnick >= a) { /mode # +h %mnick }

    inc %m

    goto jump1

    }

    alias mdhop {

    /set %m 1

    :jump1

    /set %mnick $nick(#,%m)

    if (%mnick == $null) { halt | /unset %except }

    if (%mnick == $me) { /inc %m | goto jump1 }

    if (%mnick == %except) { /inc %m | goto jump1 }

    if (%mnick != $me) { /mode # -h %mnick }

    inc %m

    goto jump1

    }

    alias mvoice {

    /set %m 1

    :jump1

    /set %mnick $nick(#,%m)

    if (%mnick == $null) { halt | /unset %except }

    if (%mnick == %except) { /inc %m | goto jump1 }

    if (%mnick >= a) { /mode # +v %mnick }

    inc %m

    goto jump1

    }

    alias mdevoice {

    /set %m 1

    :jump1

    /set %mnick $nick(#,%m)

    if (%mnick == $null) { halt | /unset %except }

    if (%mnick == %except) { /inc %m | goto jump1 }

    if (%mnick == $me) { /inc %m | goto jump1 }

    if (%mnick != $me) { /mode # -v %mnick }

    inc %m

    goto jump1

    }

    alias mkick {

    /set %m 1

    :jump1

    /set %mnick $nick(#,%m)

    if (%mnick == $null) { halt | /unset %except }

    if (%mnick == $me) { /inc %m | goto jump1 }

    if (%mnick == %except) { /inc %m | goto jump1 }

    if (%mnick != $me) { /kick # %mnick (R) Bloody MaSs

  5. What is Phobias

     

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    A phobia is simply defined as any disorder or an irrational, persistent fear of a specific object, some particular activity or situation. The founder of behaviorism, B.F. Skinner, defines phobias as superstitions. According to him superstitions are any behavioral pattern that does not lead to the predetermined goal with the fewest number of actions.

     

    The term

  6. Interviewer to Milionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a

    millionaire?"

    Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

    Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married

    her?"

    Millionaire: " Billionaire"

  7. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

     

    Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

     

    Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

     

    Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can

     

    there be greater than this one?"

  8. Died headmaster said some teachers of the pupils come tomorrow and you confound black clothes an expression of grief for the death of headmaster stood up one of the pupils and the color was black,and he Said to teacher what I wear teacher Said to him no You come from non-clothing

     

    it's Egyptian JOKE I hope you will understand it

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