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Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content.
One day, the King came upon a farmer who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King; why was he, the Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly farmer had so much joy.
The King asked the farmer, ‘Why are you so happy?’
The farmer replied, ‘Your Majesty, I am nothing but a farmer, but my family and I don’t need too much – just a roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies.’
The king was not satisfied with that reply. Later in the day, he sought the advice of his most trusted advisor. After hearing the King’s woes and the farmer’s story, the advisor said, ‘Your Majesty, I believe that the farmer Has not been made part of The 99 Company.’
‘The 99 Company? And what exactly is that?’ the King inquired.
The advisor replied, ’Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Company is, place 99 Gold
coins in a bag and leave it at this servant’s doorstep.’
When the servant saw the bag, he took it into his house. When he opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy… So many gold coins!
He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were 99 coins. He wondered, ‘What could’ve happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 coins!’
He looked everywhere he could, but that final coin was elusive. Finally, exhausted he decided that he was going to have to work harder than ever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection.
From that day, the servant’s life was changed. He was overworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make that 100th gold coin. He stopped singing while he worked.
Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled. When he sought his advisor’s help, the advisor said, ‘Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Company.’
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A big time Gangster finds out that his personal accountant, Robert, has cheated him out of 5 million bucks.
His accountant is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that
Robert would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Gangster goes to confront Robert about his missing $5 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Gangster tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the 5 million bucks are, that he stole from me.”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Robert where the money is. Robert signs back, “I don’t know
what you are talking about.”
The lawyer tells the Gangster , “He says he doesn’t know what you are talking about.”
The Gangster pulls out a pistol, puts it to Robert’s temple and says, “Ask him again!”
The lawyer signs to Robert , “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”
Robert signs back, “OK. You win! The money is in a black bag, hidden in the cupboard at my nephew’s house.!”
The Gangster asks the lawyer, “What did he say?”
The lawyer replies, “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”
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Where is Dad?
A man and his wife received a letter from their son who went to study overseas:
My beloved Parents,
I miss you so much. I don’t know when I’m coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you’ll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a magic drink I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you’ll be the same age as I left you.
NOTE: “Please take only one drop”
So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a purple color drink.
The husband looks at the wife and says: “You go first.” (typical of men!)
So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 10 years younger.
Years later the son returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back.
The mother proceeds to tell her son how the magic drink worked and made her look young.
The son is delighted and asks about his father.
“Your father? Hmmm, my child, your father was so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle.”
“So where is he?”
“Oh, that’s him I have on my back.!!!
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EDISON, New Jersey (Reuters) - World number one Luke Donald is gearing up for a final 2011 push as the FedExCup playoffs begin Thursday at The Barclays with the Briton aiming to reign over both the U.S. and European tours.
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The sudden demise of Hewlett-Packard Co's WebOS TouchPad after just seven weeks on shelves was a reminder of how tech giants have failed so far to take a bite out of Apple Inc's iPad.
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American Mardy Fish came back down to Earth on Saturday, losing his Cincinnati Open semi-final to Britain's Andy Murray just a day after he had beaten world number two Rafa Nadal.
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Britain's Andy Murray won the Cincinnati Open Sunday when his opponent in the final, Serbia's world number one Novak Djokovic, retired injured.
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Nan, Which you said is a summary of the whole subject
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Usain Bolt, the world's fastest man, predicted Saturday he would retain his world 100 meters title in Daegu, South Korea, easily this month provided he gets a decent start.
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The Minnesota Twins pounced on Yankees' starter A.J. Burnett's struggles for seven early runs and cruised to an easy 9-4 win over New York on Saturday.
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Right : is a soldier who fought with the sword in the time of armor .. But in the end will win
Money : whenever I drank the water for the sea from thirst Ozdt
Hope : to wait for a period of time, which is the most consumed item in the patient and the employee
Friendship :is taken its name from the truth in word and deed with others
The book :only friend in the unit
love :passport to the hearts of people without a visa
Tenderness :was formerly of the noblest sentiments and now only a name for being one of the girls
greed :recipe disturbing contemporary and synonymous with stinginess and greed
Happiness :is said to be in peace of mind .. So it is not difficult to reach
the neighbor :was maintained for the next .... and now has become a revealer secrets
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How to Write a Pargraph
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How to Write a Pargraph
Many people need help writing a paragraph. If you don't know how to write a paragraph, it can be a difficult thing to do. Here is a way to make it easier.
Getting started on your paragraph
Before you start writing a paragraph, you need to decide two things.
1- What are you writing about?
2- What do you want to say?
The purpose of any paragraph is to express an idea. Most paragraphs consist of a few related sentences.
You can write a successful paragraph by starting off with a plan. The key to doing a successful paragraph is to break down the writing into short, simple steps.
Subject of your paragraph
Write down the subject of your paragraph. To express your subject, write only a word or phrase. Who or what are you writing about?
Pre-writing for your paragraph
Begin by brainstorming. Brainstorming doesn't involve writing complete sentences or paragraphs.
Brainstorming involves coming up with ideas using words or short phrases.
One popular way to to create pre-writing ideas is to ask yourself questions about your subject. Here are some questions you might ask yourself:
1- What do I know about this subject? 2-How does this subject relate to me? 3-What do I like or dislike about this subject?
4-What words best describe it?
Write only a word or phrase in response to each question.
Building the body of your paragraph
Reread all your words and phrases. Now, organize your thoughts. Decide if your brainstorming ideas are related. Do you want to add a new word or phrase or take something out? Next, decide if you like the order of your brainstorming ideas, or want to change the order.
Writing a paragraph draft
A lot of people get nervous when it's time to write. Don't worry. This is going to be your first draft. The important thing is to take your brainstorming ideas, add to them, and turn them into sentences.
Topic sentence
Reread the word or phrase about the subject of your paragraph. You are going to expand this into the first sentence of your paragraph. This first sentence, which comes at the beginning of a paragraph, is called the topic sentence. Remember that its job is to introduce your paragraph.
Paragraph body
Reread your brainstorming words or phrases for the body of your paragraph. Expand each brainstorming word or phrase into a complete sentence. These sentences explain your topic sentence by offering facts, details, or examples. Remember that the job of your paragraph body is to share an idea with your reader.
Concluding sentence
Reread your paragraph and then add another sentence that sums up the paragraph. This sentence ends your paragraph.
Reviewing and revising
Good job! You've almost completed a paragraph. But you're not done yet. Every paragraph can be improved. The way to complete a successful paragraph is by looking over your work.
Try reading your paragraph draft aloud. Ask yourself questions. Do you like the order of the sentences in your paragraph? Do you need to add words so your sentences make better sense? Are there words you could put in to improve the connection between your sentences?
Do you like your introductory sentence? Your paragraph body? Your concluding sentence?
Make at least two changes that could improve your paragraph. Remember that even professional writers make lots of changes.
Proofreading
It's time to check your work. Read your improved paragraph aloud slowly. Look at details of punctuation and grammar in your writing. Are your sentences complete? Do your verbs go with your nouns? Do you need to add any missing punctuation? Have you used capital letters for names and addresses? How's your spelling?
Remember that the job of proofreading improves the way you express your ideas. Try catching and changing at least five mistakes.
Publishing
Congratulations on completing your paragraph! Finish by saving it on your computer, and by printing it. Share your essay with a family member, friend, classmate or teacher.
Remember, you can always write a paragraph by first brainstorming, then breaking the writing process down into short steps.