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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up
my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap
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This mystery written by Einstein
In the early twentieth century
Expected that 98% of the world can not be resolved
Puzzle as follows:
There are street
There are 5 houses in this street
Each house a different color
In each house lives a person of different nationality
The owner of each house drink a certain type of beverage
And smoking A particular type of cigarettes
And keeps a certain type of pet
No owners house drink the same drink Or smokes the same cigarette Or keeps the same pet
Details of the puzzle:
1: British lives in the red house
2: The Swede keeps dogs as pets
3:Irish drinks tea
4:The green house on the left of the White House
5: The green house owner drinks coffee
6: The owner who smokes Pall Mall rears birds
7: The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill
8: the owner, who lives in the house in the middle drinks milk
9: The Norwegian lives in the first house
10: The owner who smokes Pellndz Lives next to the man who keeps cats
11: The man who keeps horses Lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill
12: The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer
13: The German smokes Prince
14: The Norwegian lives next to the Blue House
15:The man who smokes Pellndz Lives next to the man who drinks water
The Question: Who is the man who keeps the Fish?
NB:
This puzzle Does not solve just by looking But needs a paper and pencil.
Good luck
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Happy Birthday, Nan
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Happy Birthday TV_Tech
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This girl decided to change their shape to the boa ... Where it has a flexibility that can be played Bends as if it were like a snake as she chose these clothes so that there is a revival of the snake-like twist ..
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The legendary great white shark is far more fearsome in our imaginations than in reality. As scientific research on these elusive predators increases, their image as mindless killing machines is beginning to fade.
Of the 100-plus annual shark attacks worldwide, fully one-third to one-half are attributable to great whites. However, most of these are not fatal, and new research finds that great whites, who are naturally curious, are "sample biting" then releasing their victims rather than preying on humans. It's not a terribly comforting distinction, but it does indicate that humans are not actually on the great white's menu.
Great whites are the largest predatory fish on Earth. They grow to an average of 15 feet (4.6 meters) in length, though specimens exceeding 20 feet (6 meters) and weighing up to 5,000 pounds (2,268 kilograms) have been recorded.
They have slate-gray upper bodies to blend in with the rocky coastal sea floor, but get their name from their universally white underbellies. They are streamlined, torpedo-shaped swimmers with powerful tails that can propel them through the water at speeds of up to 15 miles (24 kilometers) per hour. They can even leave the water completely, breaching like whales when attacking prey from underneath.
Highly adapted predators, their mouths are lined with up to 300 serrated, triangular teeth arranged in several rows, and they have an exceptional sense of smell to detect prey. They even have organs that can sense the tiny electromagnetic fields generated by animals. Their main prey items include sea lions, seals, small toothed whales, and even sea turtles, and carrion.
Found in cool, coastal waters throughout the world, there is no reliable data on the great white's population. However, scientists agree that their number are decreasing precipitously due to overfishing and accidental catching in gill nets, among other factors, and they are listed as an endangered species.
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Blue whales are the largest animals ever known to have lived on Earth. These magnificent marine mammals rule the oceans at up to 100 feet (30 meters) long and upwards of 200 tons (181 metric tons). Their tongues alone can weigh as much as an elephant. Their hearts, as much as an automobile.
Blue whales reach these mind-boggling dimensions on a diet composed nearly exclusively of tiny shrimplike animals called krill. During certain times of the year, a single adult blue whale consumes about 4 tons (3.6 metric tons) of krill a day.
Blue whales are baleen whales, which means they have fringed plates of fingernail-like material, called baleen, attached to their upper jaws. The giant animals feed by first gulping an enormous mouthful of water, expanding the pleated skin on their throat and belly to take it in. Then the whale's massive tongue forces the water out through the thin, overlapping baleen plates. Thousands of krill are left behind
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Thanks all,I am happy to be with you on koach.com
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Happy Birthday Star
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Wonders of the World
Pyramids Giza (Egypt), one of the oldest seven wonders, the tombs of the Pharaohs, built around 2690 BC. M three pyramids Shad first of which the pharaoh Khufu, height 147 meters and the second the pharaoh Khafre, and height 136 meters, third pharaoh Menkaure and height 62 meters, one of the Seven Wonders of the remaining were filled with pathways cemeteries and one day the property of kings, which are invaluable, and buried with them so use them in other life as far as they claim, have been looted treasures Pyramids thousands of years ago are still discoveries to the sequence now.
Helios of Rhodes was the most famous giant statues of the old, was held in Greece in 280 BC. M on the island of Rhodes and 32 meters above has been smashed by an earthquake in 227 BC. M, bringing in ruins and this was the statue made ??of bronze, iron-fortified
Established Ptolemy II Lighthouse of Alexandria in 280 BC. M, where is the first lighthouse in the world and reached the high lighthouse about 120 meters, and was on the island, about a little bit about the city of Alexandria, the Egyptians had set fire to every night on top of the lighthouse to warn passing ships, demolished an earthquake in 1375
The Hanging Gardens of Babylon series of rocky terraces the unit after the other, dating back to 600 BC. AD It is said that Nebuchadnezzar is built and above these gardens from the ground between 23 and 92 meters but today no longer have the effect has disappeared, has planted trees and plants and flowers in the layer thick from the soil on each runway of rocky terraces.
(( Most of these wonders is over or destroyed did not keep them only the pyramids of Giza ))
((Wonders of the other))
Taj Mahal, a wonder of modern and worthy of research and study, built by a man to his wife, and now is one of the most famous tourist attractions in India, nor can a visitor to visit India without crossing this Abkh.
(Taj Mahal) (this palace magnificent and impressive built in memory of love and is a symbol of love ... and was built in memory of (Erjomend Bannu Bacam) and known for Aosm (Mumtaz Mahal) and had built (Shah Jahan in memory her when she died) for this is the symbol for love
Temple of Abu Simbel, the temple the great Abu Simbel, which dates back to Ramses II, decorated and faced four giant statues of the Pharaoh, the Great himself, as well as the legend tells that this temple to Hawwars monk, where he was lead Tauivath and its links in it, with a height of statue is one of about 20 meters, while the interface it is a width of 35 meters and 30 meters in height, and in the image can be seen the king accompanied by some of his wives and his sons, as well as the oddity and wonders Simbel temple or the sun enters the beam twice per year, specifically on February 20 and October 20.
Great Wall of China, a time and the masterpieces of the world and the human, it's Great Wall of China, worth seeing.
Leaning Tower of Pisa, located in Italy, one wonders of the world, but not seven, but wonders of the modern, amounting to 50 teacher on the face of the globe, designed by Italian architect Bonano Pizzato, and a height of 550 meters has been laying the foundation stone to him in 1173 AD and remained with the Italian architect until the year 1185, and when the building to the third floor noted that the tower is slightly tilted, and fled for fear of its occurrence has been the tower on this case over 90 years, came up another engineer and worked on its completion, and make the floors fifth, sixth and seventh straight to compensate for the tilt, then came the engineer third He completed the eighth floor building, so construction of the tower took about two centuries, however, continued to trend, so is considered a modern wonders of the world.
New Seven Wonders of the World
Pyramid of Chichen Itza Worship, Knowledge Yucat
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lol If sleep come don't resisted him
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Thanks koach
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Wireframe Car.They are metal mesh are made strictly from the artist Benedict Radcliffe and placed on the edge of the road.
This image taken from the Salar de Uyuni is located in Bolivia's largest salt flat in the world.
Impossible triangle
See this triangle in the picture fool sight drawn on paper but impossible to implement in reality
But in fact been carried out artist in the city of perth in Australia and in a special way.
These shrubs are not industrial, but a real and these shapes are formed by linking them to each other during growth.
A rare clouds formed above the clouds in cases where the air speed is very high.
Giant rabbits are found in Germany, a very rare species.
This tap is a water fountain in the garden designed by MC Escher
The trick is the presence of a column in the tap water which does not appear because of the heavy flow of water.
strange court Tennis.
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You can drink a cup of tea or coffee in the Netherlands, NL
Belgium and B at the same time.
This man in Spain and only needs to pass this part
In the rock to be in Portugal.
Half of a farm in Scotland and the other half in England.
Red flags of the building (Morocco) and building flags
Green and white (Algeria).
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Girl: Do I ever cross ur mind ?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Choose--me or ur life?
Boy: my life.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
Boy :The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind
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lol, she is actually greedy
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nope crysta its on there :http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/5648/
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lol koach
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on *:KICK:#: {
window @kickers
if ($knick == $me) {
echo @kickers 7( $time(hh:nn/TT) ) 4 U have Been Kicked By 14 $nick 4Reason $1- 14 From $chan }
else {
echo @kickers 7( $time(hh:nn/TT) ) 14 $knick 4 Kicked by 14 $nick 4Reason $1- 14 From $chan }
}
#kickerz end
on *:JOIN:* {
window @Gatekeepers
echo @Gatekeepers 12( $+ $time $+ ) 4 -=[ $nick ]=- 9 $+ 15 $+ $address 12 ( $+ # $+ )
}
and close your mirc and open it
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menu * {
COLOR FONT
.on/off: {
if (!%cf.font) {
set %cf.font 1
}
if (!%cf.bkgrd) {
set %cf.bkgrd 0
}
if (!%colorfont) {
set %colorfont 1
echo -a 4 Color Font Now Active.
halt
}
unset %colorfont
echo -a 4 Color Font Now Inactive.
halt
}
.underline: {
if (!%cf.und) {
set %cf.und 1
halt
}
unset %cf.und
}
.bold: {
if (!%cf.bld) {
set %cf.bld 1
halt
}
unset %cf.bld
}
.text color
..0 white: set %cf.font 0
..1 black: set %cf.font 1
..2 blue: set %cf.font 2
..3 green: set %cf.font 3
..4 lightred: set %cf.font 4
..5 brown: set %cf.font 5
..6 purple: set %cf.font 6
..7 orange: set %cf.font 7
..8 yellow: set %cf.font 8
..9 lightgreen: set %cf.font 9
..10 cyan: set %cf.font 10
..11 light-cyan: set %cf.font 11
..12 lightblue: set %cf.font 12
..13 pink: set %cf.font 13
..14 grey: set %cf.font 14
..15 lightgrey: set %cf.font 15
.background color
..0 white: set %cf.bkgrd 0
..1 black: set %cf.bkgrd 1
..2 blue: set %cf.bkgrd 2
..3 green: set %cf.bkgrd 3
..4 lightred: set %cf.bkgrd 4
..5 brown: set %cf.bkgrd 5
..6 purple: set %cf.bkgrd 6
..7 orange: set %cf.bkgrd 7
..8 yellow: set %cf.bkgrd 8
..9 lightgreen: set %cf.bkgrd 9
..10 cyan: set %cf.bkgrd 10
..11 light-cyan: set %cf.bkgrd 11
..12 lightblue: set %cf.bkgrd 12
..13 pink: set %cf.bkgrd 13
..14 grey: set %cf.bkgrd 14
..15 lightgrey: set %cf.bkgrd 15
}
on *:input:#: {
if ((/ !isin $left($1,1)) && (%colorfont)) {
set %color.font $+ %cf.font $+ , $+ %cf.bkgrd
if (%cf.bld) {
set %color.font $+ %color.font
}
if (%cf.und) {
set %color.font $+ %color.font
}
msg $chan %color.font $+ $strip($1-)
halt
}
}
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alias clones {
var %i,%address,%chan = #$1,%t0 = $ticks
if (%chan == $null) %chan = $active
if (%chan !ischan) { echo $colour(info) -at *** Syntax: /clones [chan] | return }
if ($chan(%chan).ial != $true) {
if ($show) echo $colour(info) -at 12-(1313clonescan12)-11 scanning... %chan $+ .
.ial on
%clones.who = $addtok(%clones.who,%chan,32)
if ($chan(%chan).ial == $false) .who #
return
}
window -c @~clones
window -lhs @~clones
linesep $active
echo $colour(info) -at 12-(1313clonescan12)-11 scanning in process on %chan
%i = $nick(%chan,0)
while (%i) {
aline @~clones $address($nick(%chan,$ifmatch),2) $nick(%chan,$ifmatch) $ifmatch
dec %i
}
%i = 2
%clones.total = 0
%address = $gettok($line(@~clones,1),1,32)
unset %clones.nicks
while ($line(@~clones,%i)) {
if ($gettok($line(@~clones,%i),1,32) == %address) clones.addclone %chan %i
else {
if (%clones.nicks) { echo $colour(info) -at 12-(1313clonescan12)-11 $gettok(%clones.nicks,0,32) from %address $+ : %clones.nicks | unset %clones.nicks }
set %address $gettok($line(@~clones,%i),1,32)
}
inc %i
}
if (%clones.nicks) { if ($show) echo $colour(info) -at 12-(1313clonescan12)-11 $gettok(%clones.nicks,0,32) from %address $+ : %clones.nicks }
echo $colour(info) -at 12-(1313clonescan12)-11 $iif(%clones.total,%clones.total,No) clones found on %chan in $calc(($ticks - %t0) / 1000) second(s)
unset %clones.nicks %clones.total
window -c @~clones
linesep $active
}
alias -l clones.addclone {
if (%clones.nicks == $null) {
set %clones.nicks $gettok($line(@~clones,$calc($2 - 1)),2,32)
if (%clones.total) sline -a $1 $gettok($line(@~clones,$calc($2 - 1)),3,32)
else sline -s $1 $gettok($line(@~clones,$calc($2 - 1)),3,32)
inc %clones.total
}
%clones.nicks = %clones.nicks $+ , $gettok($line(@~clones,$2),2,32)
sline -a $1 $gettok($line(@~clones,$2),3,32)
inc %clones.total
}
raw 352:* {
if ($istok(%clones.who,$2,32)) halt
}
raw 315:* {
if ($istok(%clones.who,$2,32)) {
%clones.who = $remtok(%clones.who,$2,1,32)
if (%clones.who == $null) unset %clones.who
if ($2 ischan) .clones $2
halt
}
}
on *:connect {
unset %clones.who
}
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Will be smaller Who gets License Drive lol
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lol koach what is this surprise ?
Son and Mother
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