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  1. Henry

    Short stature

    Person short stature,and He lived on the tenth floor,Rode the elevator,But His hand was not up to No. 10 in the elevator to pressure it , He sat thinking what can I do what I do, he Said I have Only one solution, Is to press the number 5 twice
  2. Please, Mom Lighting a cigarette to me
  3. Happy Australia Day,Nan and Anyone from Australia join koach.com
  4. Physics has, still and will always play an extraordinary role in the evolution of our lives. But the thing that sometimes amazes us is how deep this impact can run. Robert Grober is a scientist who succeeded in combining between two of his passions, physics and golf .. Golf is a game that its masters have always depended on their countless imaginary mental tricks when it comes to sinking putts in the course. But this physicist may change this predictable ways forever with his new technique that merges math with instincts The trick is to find a certain spot just uphill of a hole, by lining up the putt not only from where the ball is actually lying, but also from several equidistant points nearby Grober imagines the ball sitting on a circle centred at the hole, so at a 12 o
  5. I hope it will be Multi useful
  6. Arab engineer asking, an American engineer ,How much your monthly salary? American engineer replied,$ 700 basic salary and $ 100 portfolios and $ 100 travel allowance and $ 100 food allowance , And you,Arab engineer,How much your monthly salary ? Arab engineer replied,300 pounds Engineer american told him,no allowance? Arab engineer replied,allowance Die of starvation
  7. If anyone tried to make flood in your private This command to Lock in private message to protect against flooding #privteflood on on *:OPEN:?: { if ($nick isop $chan ) return inc %open.flood .timer 1 5 set %open.flood 0 if (%open.flood > 5 ) { .ignore -npu30 *!*@* .ignore -xu30 $me $+ !*@* .ignore -npu120 $wildsite .close -m echo -at 12 Lock has been in private message to protect against flooding ignore --> 15 $nick 12 $wildsite } .timer 1 5 set %open.flood 0 } #privteflood end
  8. This command if you want to up or down everyone in the room at one time menu channel { Mass Commands .Op:mop .Deop:mdeop .Host:mhop .DeHost:mdhop .Voice:mvoice .Devoice:mdevoice .Kick:mkick .Ban:mban .Unban:munban .Ban/Kick:mbankick } alias m { /set %opt $1 /set %except $2 if (%opt == op) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Oping # | /mop | halt } if (%opt == voice) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Voicing # | /mvoice | halt } if (%opt == dop) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Deoping # | /mdeop | halt } if (%opt == dvoice) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Devoicing # | /mdevoice | halt } if (%opt == kick) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Kicking # | /mkick | halt } if (%opt == ban) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Banning # | /mban | halt } if (%opt == uban) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Unbanning # | /munban | halt } if (%opt == bkick) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Ban/Kicking # | /mbankick | halt } if (%opt == hop) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Halfoping # | /mhop | halt } if (%opt == dhop) { //echo -a 12*** Mass Dehalfoping # | /mdhop | halt } else { halt } } alias mop { /set %m 1 :jump1 /set %mnick $nick(#,%m) if (%mnick == $null) { halt | /unset %except } if (%mnick == %except) { /inc %m | goto jump1 } if (%mnick >= a) { /mode # +o %mnick } inc %m goto jump1 } alias mdeop { /set %m 1 :jump1 /set %mnick $nick(#,%m) if (%mnick == $null) { halt | /unset %except } if (%mnick == $me) { /inc %m | goto jump1 } if (%mnick == %except) { /inc %m | goto jump1 } if (%mnick != $me) { /mode # -o %mnick } inc %m goto jump1 }[/color][/color][/size][/font] alias mhop { /set %m 1 :jump1 /set %mnick $nick(#,%m) if (%mnick == $null) { halt | /unset %except } if (%mnick == %except) { /inc %m | goto jump1 } if (%mnick >= a) { /mode # +h %mnick } inc %m goto jump1 } alias mdhop { /set %m 1 :jump1 /set %mnick $nick(#,%m) if (%mnick == $null) { halt | /unset %except } if (%mnick == $me) { /inc %m | goto jump1 } if (%mnick == %except) { /inc %m | goto jump1 } if (%mnick != $me) { /mode # -h %mnick } inc %m goto jump1 } alias mvoice { /set %m 1 :jump1 /set %mnick $nick(#,%m) if (%mnick == $null) { halt | /unset %except } if (%mnick == %except) { /inc %m | goto jump1 } if (%mnick >= a) { /mode # +v %mnick } inc %m goto jump1 } alias mdevoice { /set %m 1 :jump1 /set %mnick $nick(#,%m) if (%mnick == $null) { halt | /unset %except } if (%mnick == %except) { /inc %m | goto jump1 } if (%mnick == $me) { /inc %m | goto jump1 } if (%mnick != $me) { /mode # -v %mnick } inc %m goto jump1 } alias mkick { /set %m 1 :jump1 /set %mnick $nick(#,%m) if (%mnick == $null) { halt | /unset %except } if (%mnick == $me) { /inc %m | goto jump1 } if (%mnick == %except) { /inc %m | goto jump1 } if (%mnick != $me) { /kick # %mnick Bloody MaSs
  9. What is Phobias A phobia is simply defined as any disorder or an irrational, persistent fear of a specific object, some particular activity or situation. The founder of behaviorism, B.F. Skinner, defines phobias as superstitions. According to him superstitions are any behavioral pattern that does not lead to the predetermined goal with the fewest number of actions. The term
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    Milionaire

    Interviewer to Milionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: " Billionaire"
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    Wife and Husband 2

    Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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    Wife and Husband

    Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
  13. Henry

    First day of college

    Lol,koach, This should be a rich student wants to break this rule for 365 times
  14. Henry

    Died headmaster

    Died headmaster said some teachers of the pupils come tomorrow and you confound black clothes an expression of grief for the death of headmaster stood up one of the pupils and the color was black,and he Said to teacher what I wear teacher Said to him no You come from non-clothing it's Egyptian JOKE I hope you will understand it
  15. Henry

    Tough Bikers

    Lol I pity the old man
  16. Henry

    1/11 Birthday

    Happy Birthday, Overdose
  17. Happy Birthday Alicia - hope you had a great day and great year
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