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Koach

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  1. Oh, I think it's definitely made for viewing, probably hoping it will go viral. All they would need is someone with an Aussie (I hope Aussie is ok) accent and video editing software. lol, but poking fun at the soccer players is warranted, since they attempt to make every play very dramatic.


  2. Today, I had to euthanize the second cat in a week. Casper was 17.5 years old. He had kidney disease and had, for the most part, stopped eating about a week ago, and by this morning, he could not stand any longer or even keep water down. 

    He was my grandson's cat (the grandson that lives with me).

     

     

     

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  3. My cat Whitey died today of complications from kidney/liver disease.

    I had him from the the day he was born (I also owned his mom and dad).

    I have had a lot of cats in my life, but he was one of my favorite cats of all time.

    He was 14.

    R.I.P. Whitey

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  4. This was forwarded to me by Elusive Butterfly. Thanks EB! :)

    A young blond girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.   

      She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.    

     "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch"

     "How much will you charge me?"

     Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

     The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would need were in the garage. 

     The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.  The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blond jokes." 

     A few hours later the blond came to the door to collect her money. 

      "You're finished already??" the startled husband asked.   "Yes," the blond replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats."   

     Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip 

     "Thank you," the blond said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

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